VA- Macaca (R) is slightly trailing Weenie-taster (D).
TN – Ford (D) still looks white regardless of what ball cap he’s wearing and is facing serious trouble from Chevy (R).
FL – Foley’s (R – Freak) name is still on the ballot. His replacement, Negron (R) is winning even though his name means black in some language or another.

heh
Never let it be said that Republicans won’t vote for a Negro. Fingers crossed for Swann in PA, and Steele in whatever state he’s running in.
Weenie-taster. Too funny.