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John Edwards was right. There are indeed two Americas. There’s the one you and I live in. With the statue of Liberty, Wal-Marts and utility bills. And then there’s the America that is completely contained within his new 28 THOUSAND square foot house mansion.
Palatial. But don’t you worry about this man of the people. If the one term senator wins the presidency (unlikely), he won’t have to downsize his digs. The White House, at 55,000 sf, is almost twice as big as Castle Edwards.

“We’re looking for your ideas on how we can work together for change.”

They want submissions for a ‘first blog post’ on her official blog.
My entry is as follows:

A great way to work for change is with a tin cup or a cardboard sign that says “Will work for food”. Though not technically work, this sort of activity does often result in the exchange of change. This is especially true in high traffic areas.
Another way is to look under vending machines in company break rooms. I’ve had some success at finding change while doing this. It is more work than just standing there with a cup or sign. Its more honorable than taking a handout too.
These are my ideas for working for change.
Also, you might (ghost) write another book. That could net you a couple of nickels also. And the ghost can do the work.That’s sort of working together.
Glad to help.
Spacemonkey

Hope I didn’t help too much.

-A woman and some MEN in black dresses walked out of a hidey hole.
-More people (men and women) more normallly dressed are walking out of some hidey hole.
-No president yet, will he show?
-He made it, people are cheering! Did his approval rating go up? Checking, no not up.
-Everyone wants to shake the POTUS’s hand. Are they trying to give him some biological agent? Time will tell.
Pelosi: Here’s the president! Like you didn’t already know.
W: The Speaker, she’s a woman! And a madam!
Cheney looks like he wants to smack her. With the gavel.
W: Economy is going good, Democrats please don’t muck it up. Balance the budget, YAY! Without raising taxes.
Yay!
W: I’ll make a budget, a good one!
-Shrillery looks like a spooky chinese doll with murder eyes.
W: Pork bad, sneaky bad, dark of night bad. Needs killing.
-Teddy K lookslike he just passed out. Hope he’s not driving.
W: Schools need to be better, we need to make them better, lets spend money!
I think Cheney farted.
W: Insurance needs to be affordable. Government can help.
W: lots of numbers health related numbers.
I think Cheney is eating something. Pelosi keeps scanning the room, looking for John Connor?
W: Patients and Doctors need to make decisions not whomever is making them now.
W: Borders and laws need to be secure. Double the border patrol.
Now Pelosi is eating something too. do they have sunflower seeds?
W: Power, we can burn everything we get our hands on! Except gasoline. Reduce gas usage.
W: Reduce oil consumption by 35 BILLION barrels by 2017.
Some guy got really happy at that, too happy.
W: Terror is scary and bad, remember 9/11, I do. I started some wars over it.
W: We have allies and they help us kill the terrorists. The terrorists suck and it sucks to be them. We caught some being very naughty. Thanks to everybody who has helped.
W: Al Queda are Sunni Extremists, they are not nice. toTAlitarian ideals.
W: There are some Shia Extremists too, also, they are bad. They are Iranians and want to nuke us.
Pelosi eye-strobes are firing rapidly
W: Some good things are happening in the middle east, I will list all I can think of.
W: There’s bad stuff over there too, don’t blame me for all of it, those people hate each other!
W; We need a surge of troops.
Pelosi not smiling. Wonder why. Cheney sees someone he knows. There are soldiers in the audience.
W: Baghdad not secure, we want to secure it, we even talked about it. With some generals.
W: Chaos in Iraq is the terrorist’s best friend.
W: You don’t want us to lose? Then quit acting like losers. We are in it (GWOT) for the long haul.
W: More troops, Bigger Army and Marines. Reserve corps.
– Then my dad called and I quit watching.

Why a semi open thread?
Because comments that don’t in any way reference the bipartisan idiocy of wanting the U.S. to LOSE in Iraq will be monkey’d with by me.
When I get around to it.

All that food we sent to this nation back in the day has led them to to be able to go to Somalia and attack the Islamists, whoever THEY are. Oh yeah, The terrorists
Here’s a link.

Time to put the Nuke the Moon IMAO graphic back up. Happy NUKE Year!
Here’s the HNY graphic if you’ve been in a coma and need to know what sort of new year was wished for you.

Hope it was happy, while it was new anyway maybe your family can tell you if you smiled some.

Well, it’s that time of week again, the end of it. That fabled time when your favorite blog hardly ever has anything new posted.
So, here’s some more nothing.
I take that back, here’s something. I thought this was pretty funny in a not intentional way. It’s a prediction of sorts that is at the same time funny and pathetic. Read it and tell me what YOU think.

I just can’t. But the quote is attributed to Frank J on the Monger Horde website.

“Why wouldn’t people buy my book? They already read it for free.”

But you know, this time, it’s been edited.

Time has corrected the erroneous ‘Person of the Year” story and fake cover with the following.

Time knew ‘ewe’ would link to it, since Time thought it could convince ‘ewe’ that ‘ewe’ were somehow more than a nobody. Ewe who linked proved them correct because ewe sheeple are a bunch of suckers.
-Thanks to Cadet Happy for help with the graphic.

CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, has been doing much to promote the existence of a tender loving side of all Islamists everywhere. A side that YOU KNOW just wants to make us both a fresh cup of hot cocoa, with tiny marshmallows, and sit with us on the porch at night and listen to the gentle falling autumn rain all the while reminiscing about the humor of the popular but now defunct Calvin and Hobbes comic strip of days gone by. At times I get the feeling that an Islamist’s violently protesting the mere existence of America in the streets of Damascus may just be a way of asking if we’d prefer a dash or nutmeg or cinnamon but seems to me, they (CAIR) are only doing half the job their name implies.
Sure, I could see CAIR acting like beheadings, behandings, stonings and honor killings are all just quaint little carryovers from a bygone era sort of like churning your own butter or using table manners. And maybe, I can see them portraying those sorts of behaviors as just a big ol’ buncha hooey trumped up by the zionists and crusaders to make Islamists look barbaric The end result there is an obvious heartfelt effort to make Islamis look better in the eyes of Americans. But what about the other half of the RELATIONship (The ‘R’ in CAIR), What are they doing there?
Are they doing anything to promote Americans and their behavior among Islamists radical or otherwise? If so, I’ve not seen it. Did they make videos showing Abu Graib was just a big prison slumber party gone terribly awry? Not that I saw. Do the have news conferences saying how the the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq are attempts to make the Islamic world a safer place so you can in the privacy or your own home to beat your wife (or wives) for showing some ankle in public? Nooooo! I’ve never seen that video either.
Do they show how blessing of plenty in America and ask does Allah allow wickedness to flourish and abound while many islamists live on diets of warm sand. Do they ever suggest maybe Allah likes us a little bit too or else he’d be smashing us into warm sand to feed the Islamists with? If so they’ve kept them hidden even from the New York Times.
To me it seems they only care (get it?) about making Americans look bad and Islamists look good. While I admire them for taking the harder task, still that’s an all take and no give arrangement. Relationships like that are doomed. It’s time to break up. Because CAIR, doesn’t.

We’re big.
No one says Rush, who? Or has to link to his site anymore. You just…know. He’s big. Like us.
Yessiree, Big. Battling Mothra big.
We’ve hit it and hit it Bigtime.

The fun is starting early. This is what the new face of intelligence will look like with the Loonies running the asylum in DC.
Background: Rep. Reyes is Pelosi’s pick to head House Intelligence Committee
Source: RealClearPolitics

Toward the end of a 40 minute interview, Mr. Stein asked Rep. Reyes whether al Qaeda was comprised chiefly of Sunni Muslims, or Shiites. “Predominantly — probably Shiite,” he responded.

Congresscritter Reyes, you don’t know Shiite from Sunni-ola.
Ok, I feel better.

According to this story, our allies, the British, are afraid to use the phrase “war on terror.” HT: RightWingNews
I guess this means, to paraphrase FDR (Not Churchill, who BTW was British),

“The British have nothing to be terrorized by but the terrorists who are offended by the phrase ‘terror’, themselves.”

What to call it then?
‘The War on naughty people who want to destroy Western civilization from within or without?’
‘The War on those who don’t like the word “terror'”
‘The War against people, whom we need to hurry up and surrender to before we make them really super angry and they want to kill us all, like twice instead of just once like they do now.’
Nah, I’m good with plain ol’ “WAR ON TERROR”, its simple and effective. And knowing it offends those who would defend the terrorists is a super nice bonus.
If you are one of those who is offended by the phrase “WAR ON TERROR”, please, please, please see the extended entry.

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