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Is this fascist of us and are we intending to use this to quell dissent? Maybe, but thats just icing.
Update:: as of 2350 hours est Authentication is now required for immediate publishing of comments. Told you it’d be today.
Update:: as of 2356 hours est Authentication is no longer required I didn’t say it would be all day. Plus its not working exactly right.

People afraid to use or even [gasp] hear the F-word (No not THAT one the other one F 2.0) are obviously afraid of becoming faggots themselves. It’s repulsive. Why are they not comfortable in their faggotualilty? Have they been walking around with artificial sweetener in their shoes, afraid that upon saying or hearing the word faggot (which my spell checker even balks at) they will be pushed headlong off their comfortable fencepost, over the fence and start using the sweet sugar of full blown faggotry?
I am appalled. Coulter did not ever call John Edwards a faggot, she only said she WOULD have used that word if she had talked about him.
She said

“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot.'”

She could have been planning to say

“That John Edwards may seem like a clean, articulate, good looking faggot but I have it on good authority he’s not.”

She may very well have been going to say

“Despite the overwhelming mountain of evidence to the contrary, there is an infinitesimally small, yet nonzero possibility that John Edwards might, possibly, in reality, not be a faggot.”

She might have been going to say

“What sort of faggot is a prissy nancy boy who tells people he’s out to help the little guy while having no idea what that means as evidenced by his colossal South Carolina Mansion? Not John Edwards, nosiree, not John Edwards, see he lives in NORTH Carolina.”

So you see, it’s grossly unfair to say she called him a faggot when she clearly did not and may not have even been planning to call him one in the first place. But now we’ll never know because of the chilling effect that the vocal, if small, anti-faggot faggot-o-phobic crowd out there is having on the forum of public debate. Chilling.
Update: I guess I’m not crossing Frank’s line in the sand, or am I , since he demanded his bloggers call everyone a faggot, unless they are actually faggots. Did I cross it? I can’t tell.
Update2: if you read this and don’t comment you’re obviously a faggot unless of course reading it made you a faggot or you were one already, then you are excused. Hah see!? I made it conditional!

Navy guys and gals entertaining themselves and us on an aircraft carrier.

Aside from the silly, poorly acted intro, I thought it was pretty funny. And lyrically it was practically almost completely identical to the original. But then I would expect all trained on duty Navy personnel to have good pitch.

Hopefully the comment spam deluge has been squished as of a few minutes ago.
If you can’t comment on a recent post let me know. Unless you’re a filthy online-casino pimping, Russian-woman-pr0n peddling spammer, then you can go [bleep].
Update:Sorry I killed the comments. It was a result of a misspelled word. Go figure.
But they are back now.

I just hope this mindless act of clown violence doesn’t spark a lot a mindless crimes against clown-kind.
Update: It has already started.

With the Democrats in charge of the the congress I was worried about some serious stuff.
I was worried they’d try to cut and run out of Iraq.
I was worried they’d molly coddle up with socialist dictators.
I was worried they’d badmouth the president from foreign soil and at home. And they didn’t disappoint.
But at least now with the democrats in charge, and if Barbara Boxer has her say, the planes will run on time.

From here:

I was hired by the Edwards campaign

But not fired, they were willing to keep you due to whatever passes for wisdom among preening sissyboys these days.

for the skills and talents

Unnamed skills and talents I guess. Herding cats? Stringing anti-Christian epithets using 4 letter words is a skill and talent? DU and dKos have a lot of skilled and talented people too, then.

I bring to the table

As long as you’re bringing things to the table, Fetch my supper!

, and my willingness to work hard for what’s right.

I thought there were only shades of gray. OK you were fighting for YOUR shade of gray.
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Now that the master of faux anti-white male/anti-Christian satire has resigned from *Edwards’ campaign, I present a roundup of IMAO pre-responses to the Amanda Marmoset resignation.

Is there anything sciency folk can’t do? now they claim to be able to read your intentions.

A team of world-leading neuroscientists has developed a powerful technique that allows them to look deep inside a person’s brain and read their intentions before they act.

Soon mysteries like:

• “Why did I enter this room?”
• “Is this person trying to hurt my feelings/take my job or steal my significant other?”
• “Are liberals trying to destroy Christianity/undermine America or is it just satire and they really support the troops”

will be answered with a simple brain scan.

Dear John Edwards,
Pick me to be your blogwhatever because I really don’t want the job. Really. Am I using reverse psychology, how could I? I am southerner just like you. Really.
I am opposed to using cursing/profanity to express my opinions. I am smarter than that. See I know a lot of words with more than four letters which aren’t pejorative (naughty). So I doubt you’ll ever find any profanity attributed to me on any of the internets. (Like you know anything about the internet other than what your wife or kids has told you, HAH!) So you’d be hard pressed to cause a stir among left or right wingers.
See? I have my smug self-righteousness about not cursing, that gives us common ground right there.
I can help you get in touch with the religious left, assuming they exist, because I suspect they probably go to church somewhere. I know what church buildings generally look like and can coach you on proper decorum (how you act) while in one.
I could show you how the middle class lives. We shop at places with ‘mart’ and ‘mall’ in the titles. We eat food that comes wrapped in paper. We live in houses that measure 4 digits, in square feet and not 5.
That’s all I’m going to say about my qualifications because like I said, I really, really don’t really want the job. Really.
spacemonkey
P.S. Unless it pays well enough to get a 5 digit square foot house. Then I’m in for the big win, baby!

Here’s a story about an astronaut going spacey.
Update: And to think her route took her soggy bottom right by where I work. Less than 200 yards actually.

When Frank said

I say it’s either time to retire this football thing or come up with some new type of play (maybe one where they roll the ball).

What he meant to say was, “I say this football thing is a quagmire, have we really tried to understand why the NFC hates the AFC? Have we totally given up on trying to negotiate a peace? The civil war in the National Football League was caused by another failed attempt by the Bush administration at nation building that has gotten us stuck, in Iraq, like president Bush. Who is neither articulate, African-American or clean.”
Sorry for the confusion. We at IMAO love football. For that matter we love all sports including NASCAR.
Of course when I say sports, I’m excluding soccer, c’mon that’s not a sport.

Frank J is finishing up a new In My World.
So, stay tuned for some Franked up hilarity.
Did I just coin a phrase? I think I did.

The Democrats are peeved that the president left off the “ic” in Democratic when describing the newly major party in his SOTU. It’s reprehensible. The president may as well as said he wished all Democrats were killed by way of making them eat their own words. Of course many of the phrases they’d end up eating would annihilate each other and be converted to pure energy when they met their anti-phrase in the stomach. Killing them instantly and simultaneously curing our oil addiction. In fact it may have been a hidden code phrase for just that.
But the swaggering, smirking, nerve of the president! Equating THEM, members of the Democratic party, with DEMOCRATS, members of, of all things, the DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Of all people in the work to be compared to! It JUST makes NO sense! What sort of fantasy world does the President live in? The nerve! The gall! The syllable! Truly this monumental gaff can never be forgiven nor should it be forgotten. When dealing with the easily offended, fragile egos of the likes of the Democratic party, it is important to understand that they are used to hearing the ‘ic’.
They NEED to hear the ic. Its the only part of our form of government they have seen fit to keep. Think of it as the only remaining vestige of their etymological (look it up) heritage. Take that away and they are then forced to see themselves as they truly are, filthy, diseased vermin that live in idealogical sewers.
But what I fear they fail to understand is whenever a Republican says something that sounds like they are saying “Democratic”, its more than likely not DemocratIC, they are saying. Instead, he or she is really saying “Democrat, Ick.”
Used in a sentence, “I just stepped in a pile of democrat, ick.” So, when we leave off the ‘ic’ we are simply trying to be polite, before we clean off our shoes.
The next time you see a Democrat instead of referring to their party as the Democrat party and offend them, we should say “ICK!” and leave it at that.