I saw how Harvey and RightWingDuck are trying to get Amanda Marcotte’s job as John Edwards’ blogmaster. I’d hate to see my bloggers get paid more, so I’ll offer my considerable blogger skills to John Edwards. I may not be a screeching harpy, but I get the job done.
As you all know, I’m both clean and articulate – something that can’t be said of current Edwards’ current hire. While I’ve traditionally held views opposed to those of John Edwards, that can be changed for the right money. Watch how dedicated to progressive causes I can sound if I apply myself:
Hello people’s of the two Americas. I want you to know that I, Frank J., support John Edwards for president. That’s because he’s right on the important issues we face today. He’ll always stand firm for abortion, the most essential right for knocked up sluts. Some of you godbags may not share that view, but, if you’re not a knocked up slut yourself, can you really empathize?
BTW, by “godbag” I mean you’re all “bags of God” which is a good thing… so don’t get your panties in a bunch you filthy whore godbags!
See, just enough spite to rile up the Kwazy Kos Kids while not being quite as eating-your-own-feces crazy as a certain Amanda Marcotte. That’s worth good money, John Edwards, and you should consider it. You know where to contact me.
Don’t you think that it would be better if Edwards sub-contracted all of IMAO? He really be getting the whole kosher enchilada with your team of bloggers.
Frank, you may want to rethink that…
Fox News site says Bill Donohue of the Catholic League said this about John Edwards, “He’s nothing more than David Duke with a blow-dried haircut.”
I’ve seen pictures, of you Frank, and noted the thinning hair. You really believe you can live up to those standards? Also, I’ve never noticed you behaving prejudiced-ly toward anyone but your readers…and Laurence Simon, who is a Jew, but still…I’m just worried that if you were to bask to long in John’s limelight, you might forget where you come from, and who bought bumper stickers and T-shirts from you…
Contracting IMAO would be the truly liberal thing to do. That way IMAO could take a licensing fee off of the top and FrankJ could take his administrative fee. SarahK could bill for the accounting leaving about 3 cents on the dollar to distribute to IMAO contributors like any other liberal organization. Be sure to bill the campaign for twice what you bid so they don’t think that you are any different from their normal clients.
I’ve seen pictures, of you Frank, and noted the thinning hair.
Thinning hair? Let’s stop this one before it gets legs; I have a full head of hair and it show no signs of stopping growth. In fact, I have to get a hair cut every five days to keep from looking like an extra from That 70’s Show.
//In fact, I have to get a hair cut every five days to keep from looking like an extra from That 70’s Show.//
I hate Frank December 2006
Yeah, sure Frank…whatever.
If they are looking for someone that can drop the f-bomb (which is what it looks like)
I can sooo do it.
Although I am guessing they are paying in hair product, and left over ketchup from the whole Kerry fiasco..
Sorry, Frank. Way too timid! You need to throw in about a dozen F’nheimers and call Bush a Nazi 6 times! You should also take a gratuitous shot at the morons in the military while you are at it–
Frank J.,
Bald is beautiful. Of course part of that statement is based on the face. I’m gorgeous, so I can pull off the bald head chick magnet thing.
Oh, for cryin’ out loud! ALL of you applied????
Good thing WE don’t have to choose…although I’m STILL leaning towards Harvey. 8-P
wow, you sure can apply yourself.
I’d say your a lock for the position.
I just needed a good belt out laugh.
Thanks for providing.
“knocked up sluts” Priceless.