Is there anything sciency folk can’t do? now they claim to be able to read your intentions.

A team of world-leading neuroscientists has developed a powerful technique that allows them to look deep inside a person’s brain and read their intentions before they act.

Soon mysteries like:

• “Why did I enter this room?”
• “Is this person trying to hurt my feelings/take my job or steal my significant other?”
• “Are liberals trying to destroy Christianity/undermine America or is it just satire and they really support the troops”

will be answered with a simple brain scan.