Whatever It Is, It’s Funny!

Remember Amanda of Pandagon who between her and her commenters spent about eighty pages trying to figure out where one of my posts was technically a satire? Well, the Edwards campaign snatched her up because of her “insightful and often humorous political blogging” (Question: When a candidate tries to portray himself as a warrior for the working class and then builds himself a 28,000 square foot home, is that technically a satire?).
Anyway, as one would expect with these Kos types, fuss has already begun about her previous posts embarrassing the Edwards campaign with futile efforts of cover up in the era of the Google cache. The Puppy Blender has links.
If some campaign ever hired me, I wonder how far I could get on the “I was joking!” defense when my previous posts come under scrutiny? I really do want to nuke the moon, but I’ll deny whatever I need to if it will get me paid.
UPDATE:
Here’s her setting up a strawman and then deleting any comments challenging her. If you can’t take the heat…

What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #22

It’s Friday, so… um…
Okay, it’s Saturday. Got a little drunk last night.
Anyway, you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:

WHAT IS MAHMOUD ABBAS PRAYING FOR?

So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:

a) Is someone making microwave popcorn in the building? That stuff always smells so gooooooooood. Why do they have to pop it during prayers?

b) The guy next to him to stop shoving. I swear, if he keeps this up, I’m going to appoint him head of Force 17 in Gaza.

c) Rachel Corrie’s parents to hug and kiss him like they did to Yasser. Can’t they just understand that all he wants is a little love?
or
d) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.