Here’s a story about an astronaut going spacey.
Update: And to think her route took her soggy bottom right by where I work. Less than 200 yards actually.
Here’s a story about an astronaut going spacey.
Update: And to think her route took her soggy bottom right by where I work. Less than 200 yards actually.
That’s a stranger space love triangle than Han, Like and Leia. But without the creepy incest vibe.
My 6 year old came to me this morning and said “An astronaut kidnapped another astronaut!” and I thought he was just making up a story. When we heard it on the news later, he said “See????”
Know how long it takes to drive from Texas to Florida? DEPENDS
Wow. This chick puts the loon in lunar landing.
I just want to point out that the crazy one is in the Navy.
Can we have a rim shot for ussjimmy?
What’s more hinkey than a Naval Aviator in space?
A monkey in space.
Both the nut case and the “object of her desire” are Navy. She outranks him, in fact.
Her husband and kids must be so proud.
She’s a Captain in the Navy, but I’m afraid that she blew her chances to make Admiral.
You’d think that, as an aviator & astronaut, she could’ve avoided the long, sopping drive to Florida & hopped a transport or something. It sounds like she was tweaking.
Speaking of space invasions, and since no one saw fit to do this yet, and since I don’t have time to make it for YouTube–
Here’s the original– ATHF Mooninites
Here is my parody- if anyone makes it, just give me credit for writing it (first name will suffice).
Ignignokt (spray painting squares on a rock): Observe Er, The digital nards. The principal will resent his nards being presented in such a crude manner.
Er: You’re not painting on no damn school. That’s a damn rock. And I like to rock. I will rock your FACCCEEEE!
Ig: We are bored.
Er: Damn I’m bored– Hey let’s go see John Kerry!
Ig: Kerry is a Senator.
Er: We can F with him all day.
Ig: Kerry is highly confused.
Er: Confuse o nooma ton!
Ig: Let’s challenge his shattered view of the world–. (walking to cliff) Hey Kerry –. BOO!
Kerry: UHHHHHHH!!!
Er: Is he all right?
Ig: Kerry hasn’t been “all right” since the Moonbat war.
Er: BOO!! BOO!!!! BOO!!! BOOOOOOO!!!! Hey Kerry!!! Look! Kerry!! Kerry!! Kerry!! Kerry!! Kerry!! Kerry!! (jumping around while Kerry screaming)
Ig: That’s enough Er– Look! (Pointing to huge orange monolith labeled “Senate Bank”).
Er: What the F is that?
Ig: It’s Kerry check from the government for being crazy.
Er: Holy damn, lookit that!
Ig: Come– we shall acquire it without permission from Kerry.
Er: We must steal it–
Ig: Andnd blow it, over there! (pointing to Earth).
(walk off with huge check. Kerry makes protest grunts).
Ig: Stay Kerry, and everything will be all right–. (meteor labeled “reality” hits Kerry).
Yeah, sometimes the best parodies are the ones where the original only needs a word or two changed.
This is why I never drink Tang! And now, a haiku:
Poor Captain Nowak
Was there murder in her heart?
Depends on her ass
I thought they cancelled “Lust in Space” YEARS ago.
No- wait…
Gee, nothing says ‘love’ like leaving your spouse and kids in the rear-veiw mirror & drive non-stop across the country in an adult diaper to terrorize your boyfriend’s alleged love intrest in an airport parking lot with a disguise & tear gas.
Alan,
You mean that isn’t how dating is supposed to be? This explains a lot about my relationship problems.
D.E.-
At least you have that. Whenever a woman is speeding across the country on my account, it’s usually in the opposite direction.
Actually, I’m the one with the pepper spray.