I was down by 7 votes in the Pickle Tales storytelling competition.
So FrankJ got out the word.
Now I’m down by eleven.
As a result, I’ve been forced to dig into my bag of dirty tricks and come up with some short campaign pieces to motivate you, the apathetic non-voting online public:
Thank you for your support. Even you, FrankJ, although it has resulted in my slipping backwards into further oblivion, despair, and defeat.
(Maybe Kos could raise money for my opponent?)
Phil made this poster for the event.
The man’s now trying to show up Kevin!
…I will break him…
Did Phil just call you a Commie? That’s low!
I voted for you, but you have slipped even further behind.
Sorry Bud, my workplace blocked the voting site.
damn dirty Apes.
don’t worry, I’ll vote with my Mind-Powers!
(concentraing, rubbing temples)
Hhnnnaaarrrgh!
There. You should be back to “down by seven”.
Hey! that last guy really did use psychic voting. After my vote, your now down by 6.
After I voted it’s now 49-45 so you’re closing the gap!
You’re now down by two!
Gap was 1 for a bit… now it is 50-48.
You’re one up now.