-A woman and some MEN in black dresses walked out of a hidey hole.
-More people (men and women) more normallly dressed are walking out of some hidey hole.
-No president yet, will he show?
-He made it, people are cheering! Did his approval rating go up? Checking, no not up.
-Everyone wants to shake the POTUS’s hand. Are they trying to give him some biological agent? Time will tell.
Pelosi: Here’s the president! Like you didn’t already know.
W: The Speaker, she’s a woman! And a madam!
Cheney looks like he wants to smack her. With the gavel.
W: Economy is going good, Democrats please don’t muck it up. Balance the budget, YAY! Without raising taxes.
Yay!
W: I’ll make a budget, a good one!
-Shrillery looks like a spooky chinese doll with murder eyes.
W: Pork bad, sneaky bad, dark of night bad. Needs killing.
-Teddy K lookslike he just passed out. Hope he’s not driving.
W: Schools need to be better, we need to make them better, lets spend money!
I think Cheney farted.
W: Insurance needs to be affordable. Government can help.
W: lots of numbers health related numbers.
I think Cheney is eating something. Pelosi keeps scanning the room, looking for John Connor?
W: Patients and Doctors need to make decisions not whomever is making them now.
W: Borders and laws need to be secure. Double the border patrol.
Now Pelosi is eating something too. do they have sunflower seeds?
W: Power, we can burn everything we get our hands on! Except gasoline. Reduce gas usage.
W: Reduce oil consumption by 35 BILLION barrels by 2017.
Some guy got really happy at that, too happy.
W: Terror is scary and bad, remember 9/11, I do. I started some wars over it.
W: We have allies and they help us kill the terrorists. The terrorists suck and it sucks to be them. We caught some being very naughty. Thanks to everybody who has helped.
W: Al Queda are Sunni Extremists, they are not nice. toTAlitarian ideals.
W: There are some Shia Extremists too, also, they are bad. They are Iranians and want to nuke us.
Pelosi eye-strobes are firing rapidly
W: Some good things are happening in the middle east, I will list all I can think of.
W: There’s bad stuff over there too, don’t blame me for all of it, those people hate each other!
W; We need a surge of troops.
Pelosi not smiling. Wonder why. Cheney sees someone he knows. There are soldiers in the audience.
W: Baghdad not secure, we want to secure it, we even talked about it. With some generals.
W: Chaos in Iraq is the terrorist’s best friend.
W: You don’t want us to lose? Then quit acting like losers. We are in it (GWOT) for the long haul.
W: More troops, Bigger Army and Marines. Reserve corps.
– Then my dad called and I quit watching.
pelosi needs to stop blinking every half-second
She’s sending morse code with her blinks…
I am an old salt, here is the morse code translation,
“Impeech Boosh, impeech Chainee, let this socer mum be prezidend!”
Her spelling isn’t great.
Or maybe see has a dust in eye and its really painful, but she can’t smear her clown paint? She just bit her lip! So did Ted Kennedy!
You know what this means!?!?!?
I think Kennedy fell asleep. McCain looked like he was asleep too.
Also, Pelosi needs to work on her poker face.
Kennedy has yet to actally fall asleep. He merely passed out again, but at least he wasn’t driving this time.
Pelosi must have gotten her face wet in the little lady-bots room. I think the servos in her orbitals were starting to rust.
“Also, Pelosi needs to work on her poker face.”
I know, she looked like she was ready to debate Pres. Bush a few times… like I said she bit her lip after the tax cuts spiel… I could win alot of money from her.
Did you catch that exchange between Bush and Jesse Jackson Jr. right after the speech? I couldn’t quite make it out, but it sounded something like:
JJJr.: “My daddy says he wants to help. He’s willing to go over there and try to get Saddam released.”
GWB: Uh, they just hanged him…
JJJr.: You hear that?!! You hear what they done to my daddy?!! Oh, there’s gonna be justice, George Whitey Bush, just you wait!!!
well, i missed it, was teaching a college class (me? right). but now i see i didn’t have to watch. spacemonkey did it for me and now i know all i need to.
and this was quicker and funnier, too! way to go mr. monkey! you performed an important public service, for which i am grateful.
Spacemonkey = Good Monkey!
That was hilarious. Best live blog I’ve ever read – and informative! You should make this a weekly thing – maybe wrap up what’s going on in congress.
I bet you could get paid for it. Really. Public education and interest on current events / politics would go through the roof.
But you’d have to suffer a lot.
I think calling Nancy, “Madam Speaker” was quite appropriate…she heads up the biggest whore house in the nation, and Nancy is the biggest whore of them all.