“We’re looking for your ideas on how we can work together for change.”
They want submissions for a ‘first blog post’ on her official blog.
My entry is as follows:
A great way to work for change is with a tin cup or a cardboard sign that says “Will work for food”. Though not technically work, this sort of activity does often result in the exchange of change. This is especially true in high traffic areas.
Another way is to look under vending machines in company break rooms. I’ve had some success at finding change while doing this. It is more work than just standing there with a cup or sign. Its more honorable than taking a handout too.
These are my ideas for working for change.
Also, you might (ghost) write another book. That could net you a couple of nickels also. And the ghost can do the work.That’s sort of working together.
Glad to help.
Spacemonkey
Hope I didn’t help too much.
Here’s a million dollar idea for the new book: “How I Did It (If I Really Did Kill Vince Foster)”. Heck, Vince could even ghost-write it for you (ha ha!).
But it’s gotta be juicy – here’s how a salacious excerpt might read:
“Vince and I always enjoyed playing erotic games. He could be so creative and daring. Not like Bill. The only game Bill wanted to play was “Hide the Cigar” (a real turn-off for me – who knew WHERE that cigar had been?).
Any way, Travelgate and The Rose Law Firm troubles were starting to really heat up, so I suggested to Vince that we needed some quality time together, have some fun, maybe discuss a little strategy.
One of our favorite movies was 9 1/2 Weeks, so that night I decided to act out my favorite scene. I took off Vince’s tie and blindfolded him, and then led him to the refrigerator.
I started off easy – a piece of cheese, which he immediately bit into and identified. “No biting – just let me put it in your mouth, then you tell me what it is,” I said.
“What’s this?”
“A cawwit”, he mumbled.
“And this?”
“A shrawbewwy”.
“Oh, you”re too good at this. Okay, I got one for you. What’s this?”
I could see his brow furrow in concentration. “Yer litstick?”
“No, it’s not my lipstick.”
Another moment of thought. “A cigawette ligh’er?”
“No, Vince, no it’s not a cigarette lighter, but you’re definitely getting warmer…”
For a real change:
Outlaw Socialism.
Not only will it be a change for you, then you could arrest all the other DemoCRAPic contenders for President in ’08.
How about keeping bored rich people out of politics? They don’t get real life. Make a new law that you can’t run for public office if you’ve ever been a member of a household where over 150,000.00 a year was earned. Especially, trophy wives, man they suck as politicians.
I can help you work for change by holding up the couch cushions as you dig around in the cracks of the couch. I think that would be a very working togetherness way to get some change. Please let me know when you would like to move forward with this very progressive plan.
Kind Regards,
Dan Martin
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Gee, I wish somebody would help IMAO blog.
Bunkerboy-
LOL!!! That was hilarious! Did you come up with that, or is it from something?
Frank et al,
Is this first paragraph a reference to you?
Was It Something I Said?
Hope so… I love to see my favorite blogs refer to each other. Kinda like Superfriends for adults… Um, minus Aquaman… and apart from the Sarah, Michelle, and Mary Katherine variety, I really don’t want to see any of you in tights.
Hahaha!!!Great!
Monkey, where are these home-runs coming from?
Go Spacemonkey!
“Monkey, where are these home-runs coming from?”
I dunno, I do better when I don’t over think the stuff I write.
Dear AlanABQ
Thanks very much for the review – nothing stings so much as spending an hour trying to be funny, only to have it go unremarked.
As for your question, all bunkerboy material is exclusive and 100% original (except for the random ethnic jokes I’ll occasionally dust off – gotta keep it alive for these youngsters, you know).
We should get some of the “Working for Change” t-shirts and distribute them to the alcoholic street people who rummage the trash bins for aluminum each week.
OK, it’s a little twisted and mean spirited but when did that ever stop us.
I suggest, in continuing with your theme, that since you moved to NY to run for Senate, maybe you should move to Canada to run for Prime Minister.