A rolling hunger strike is being put on by the Liberal Elites and Mother Moonbat. We on the Right (or those that simply think the rolling hunger strike is amazingly and supremely dumb) need to put up a response in kind. In other words, protest in an utterly meaningless and symbolic manner which will not overly inconvenience anyone involved. And it will mock them. Oh yes, it will mock them
Maybe you’ve deciphered the post title or maybe you haven’t, but the thrust of this protest is this: We will hold our BREATH. More daring than a hunger strike? You bet Cindy Sheehan’s expanding waistline it is! Why, it can takes weeks, WEEKS, to starve to death (though not the way they are doing it) but holding your breath will give way more immediate results (just, well, not the way we will do it).
We will hold our breath in turns until we get what we want. And what do we want? I’ll tell you what we want.
We want, something. Furthermore we want, nay, DEMAND something to be DONE about… something. It doesn’t really matter what it is, but something has to be done.
But we want it, oh brother do we want it, we demand it and WE ARE GOING TO HOLD OUR BREATH (in turn) TILL WE GET IT! Whatever IT happens to be.
Of course, we shouldn’t hold our breath while we’re sleeping (I can’t be responsible for people with sleep apnea), so the hours between 10 PM and 8 AM Eastern time will not be included. But for the rest of the day, every day somebody on the right should be holding their breath.
While we’re awake, we CAN hold our breath in turns for a minute apiece. I know we can do it. And when someone who is resposible for doing the aforementioned SOMETHING, sees us not breathing and yet not quite turning red, they’ll bend to our wishes, whatever they are.
Sweeping social movements like this need a catchy title so how does The Rightwing Rolling Respiration Reduction, sound?
Shortened to “R4 – No O2!”
“We’ll hold our breath till we get our way!
Even if it’s just for a minute a day!”
I’ll be more than willing to take the first watch.
More to follow… you might even hold your breath till it arrives.
* Update: More Shehanigans

We need to pray for Fidel. I for one am going to pray that nothing happens to him during his surgery. Nothing at all.
They just carefully open him up. Then nothing. Nothing at all happens for a few hours.

Guys, don’t drink and bet. [Link mention’s men’s private parts, no pictures thankfully]
Don’t make that bet anyway.

If embryos aren’t people,
then why don’t vegetarians eat eggs?

While the fierce heated debate on what’s a good definition of spacemonkey is raging:
I offer the following interlude.
I, like some people, use gmail for my email and also the google talk chat dealy-bopper that is bundled to the gmail notifier.
This allows you to interact with people, just by the virtue of your both being online at the same time and having the program running. (stop me if I get too technical, I’m talking to you, RWD)
Anyway you can chant with people online, oh sure you can chat too but chanting is so rhythmic and well, nevermind. But you can chat with people, other people than yourself which can at times be nice.
But you can communcate by changing the status on your name too, which I posted about a little cheese joke we had a while back. Here I show a (for me) clever response to the status of some character named “American Ronin”, who is tauting the fact that today is his Faux-Friday, because he doesn’t work tomorrow. i guess. I change my status from “Walmart is the Devil” to “Faux-Wednesday” since the rest of us in the US (the real Americans) are in the middle of our work week what with the Independence day holiday and not being a mungbrain like American Ronin (who in all likelihood is probably a Jordanian in Hungary or somewhere where it’s really Friday already and he ‘s writing computer viruses).

Then out of the blue some, ‘Ronald Coleman’ character (if that’s really his name) reads my private GoogleTalk status and practically stalks me online, IM’ing me incessantly. Below the fold is the startling content of that IM conversation. (Edited for profanity)

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If you love your freedom, today is as good a day as any to show it by:
* Thanking a soldier, honestly.
* Displaying Old Glory, PROPERLY.
* Blowing some stuff up, legally.
* Punching a hippie, gleefully!
Have a respectful, safe, happy and fun Independence Day.