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Archive of entries posted by spacemonkey
The Pope and The Splodey-Dopes
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They Want to Kill….Us.
They want to kill… us. (Video link)
And they want US to kill THEM.
At least that part we can agree on.
See, there is common ground.
Ground for them to be buried in.
Labor Day….Off
Happy Lazy, err, Labor Day, fellow ronin!
I’m at home today. Slept late. Wearing my pajamas. Sitting around doing nothing. In other words, it’s just like a regular day at work.
I wished.
Who else thinks it a bit ironic that we get the day off for LABOR DAY?
I mean, on Earth Day do we all load up and go to Mars? Course not.
I happen to think it’s pretty goofy, but only if I ignore the little fact that union workers are getting anywhere from 2X to 3X time pay if they happen to be fortunate/unfortunate enough to be on the job on this blessed holiday. Wicked smart, those union contract negotiators.
Go America! Your conrtract with destiny is currently being renegotiated!
UN: The Humane Thing To Do Is Just Let The Lunatics Kill You
So, the UN says that if some lunatic is trying to kill you or me, we don’t necessarliy have the right to defend ourselves with deadly force. Because the (nanny) state can’t guarantee we’ll do enough to preserve the right to life of the lunatic. Part of the reason is the idea that “firearms are to be used only in extreme circumstance”. Seems like using a firearm makes any circumstance more extreme.
Case in point:
-Getting the mail.
Me: {whistling} Hey! Cool, the new Popular Mechanics!
No firearm. Not extreme.
-Getting the mail
Me: {whistling} Hey! Cool, the new Popular Mechanics! Hooray [BLAM BLAM].
Extreme.
-Getting the mail from the postman
Me: {whistling} Hey! Cool, the new Popul…
Postman: No whistling near the mail! That’s a federal offense and I’m {thumbs USPS patch on chest} a federal employee.
Me: {whist–What’s with the gun?
Postman: Prepare to die. [opens fire] BLAM, BLAM].
Me: {ducks behind mailbox} Stop oppressing me you postal lunatic! [Removes holdout pistol from ankle holster and without UN approval, returns fire. [BLAM, {whistle} BLAM, {whistle}, BLAM]
Extremely extreme. Notice how much extremer it got with two guns and the armed response to attempted oppression.
Then they include this gem.
Even when firearm use does not result in death, the injuries caused by firearm shots can be paralyzing, painful, and may immobilize a person for a much longer period of time than would other methods of temporary immobilization.
OUCH, getting shot hurts! Do these buffoons realize many of the people they are ticking off happen to own these firearms capable of inflicting said injuries and lengthy immobilizations? I’m guessing, probably not.
Anyway, I might be personally concerned, if this load of crap were coming from anywhere besides the U.N.
Comedy Of Comedy: World of Warcraft

Steve (the pirate) has created for us a Comedy Carnival with a WoW flavor.
And it was on time! Epic!
Enjoy.
Comedy Carnival Of Comedy Reminder

I’m sorry folks, the carnival reminder is on time this week. I mean, “Hey look, folks!,” the carnival reminder is on time this week! I guess I’m just in the habit of apologising.
Anyway, Steve The Pirate will be te host of the Carnival of Comedy this week.Go check out his blog Stevethepirate.net, though its not really much there about pirates.
And while you are on the internet today write something funny on your own blog and submit it to the carnival here, and give Steve somehing to do Wednesday night and garner the huge surge of traffic when the carnival actually gets posted on Thursday (as Steve promises)
I’ll do my part for the carnival community.
What to get Laurence Simon this Ramadan
Or any of your friends who are part of the Zionist Conspiracy for that matter.
One of these.
It, I dunno, just works on so many levels doesn’t it?
Carnival Today!
Yay! Acme Anvil Co. will have the Carnival of Comedy today.
I DO need a host for next week.
and the next
and the next
and the next
and the next
and….
Update: As in it’s up! on this, uh, date!
IMAO Site Zooming now?
Cartervational Poster
Carnival Of Comedy is up at Radioactive Liberty
Despite a bout with bad math, Radioactive Liberty has Carnival of Comedy #68. Thanks for to Michael for a Fitch’n Carnival.
TTYL IMHO. BRB.
Carnival of Comedy
Its up! Lookie!
Thanks be to Blue Square!
But, sadly I’ve got no host for next week. That makes me sad.
So sad. Is there a sucker taker out there?
Anyone? Anyone?
Another Cowardly Atrocity

A poor Lebanese woman laments her husband’s (wearing red SKA t-shirt) impending goring and that of many other innocent civilians. The violence happened during a street rampage which ensued after the ILF (Israeli Livestock Force) released many angry blood-thirsty bulls to run in the streets of Beirut.

