Excerpt from a modern day Fitzmas carol from Mr Right. I thought this was pretty dadburned funny.

Ms. American Spy
(Sung to the tune of Don McLean’s American Pie)
A short, short time ago
I can still remember
How the “Plame Game” used to make me smile
And as I read those D-Kos rants
I got a big bulge in my pants
And thought maybe we’d get “Chimpy” for awhile
But then June 12th made me shiver
Fate became an “Indian Giver”
Bad news on the Internet
Precisely what I had fret!
Oh, I remember how I cried
When I thought of Wilson’s “outed” bride
Something deep within me fried
The day that Fitzmas died

The Right Place.
I wonder if Mr Right and Don McLean would let me record it?

Ann Coulter may scare Frank J., but you have to admit, the woman IS right. About everything. More right than Rush Limbaugh, More right than Newt Gingrich and waaaaaaay,( should that be caps?, yes, it should) WAAAAAAAY, more right than W.
So far right, in fact, that it’s nearly impossible to get anywhere to the right of her. But I think it’s the duty of each of us IMAO conservatives make an effort to do just that. So, I am throwing down the gauntlet.
GET RIGHT OF COULTER OR GET LEFT!
We need to make her look moderate by comparision.
My first contribution. We need to get rid of the electric chair and lethal injection as a means of capital punishment. “But, but, but, but, Mr Monkey, you’re talking about ending the death penalty! How’s that left of Coulter, your confusing me!”, you might be saying at this point, But you could not be further from the truth than if you’d loaned the truth some money. Lethal injection and the electric chair could be considered cruel and unusual by some. It’s definitely cruel, and you don’t hardly ever hear about people accidentaly strapping themseves to a bed or a chair or any other type of furniture and dying an electrical or drug induced death.
No thats what makes them unusual to some people. Who has a cross shaped bed at home anyway? Besides maybe Bono. The death penalty for people who’ve been convicted of capital crimes should be restricted to purposefully infecting them with deadly diseases, more than one disease is good, as soon as they are convicted. And then not treat them for those diseases.
We let God’s will or survival of the fittest, if you swing that way, be the appeals process. If they get well? They don’t die! Otherwise, life, albeit a short miserable life ending in death in prison. Either way it’s a life sentence. So, in a way my plan does eliminate the death penalty. It changes the options from life or death to life or short, miserable, diseased life with the (slight) possibily of immunity.
People die from untreated diseases all the time, all over the world. Is it cruel? Sure, you bet, giving people deadly diseases is probably as cruel as murder is heinous. But it’s not cruel AND unusual. And THAT’S what makes it constitutional.
And it also makes me righter than Coulter.

This is why.

We all know Glenn is more than 120% evil (he had to outsource 20% of his evil to make quota) but is he the AntiChrist as Will Bill says? I wasn’t sure. The evidence is compelling. But I’m a visual kind of person.
I decided to examine this picture of Glenn Reynolds. It’s the same photo Wild Bill has.
At first nothing jumped out at me. But then on closer inspection I see… what you’ll see when you move your mouse over the image…and click.

I don’t think I need to say any more.
Case solved.

There’s lots of 666 trivia floating around for some reason today but….
Did you know?
666 is the number of minutes it takes, after crossing the border, for an iliegal immigrant to become a burden to US taxpayers.
Did you know?
666 is the number of degreees a wall of fire would need to burn at to secure the border?
Did you know?
666 is the number you get when you add 000 + 111 + 222 + 333? Try it yourself!
Did you know?
666 is EXACTLY what Michael Moore would weigh if he lost EXACTLY 666 pounds?
Did you know?
666 is the number of TONS of harmful global warming causing carbon dioxide gas Al Gore exhales daily? And you thought trees generated oxygen.
Did you know?
666 is the number of airplane flights Al Gore plans to make to promote his new movie which encourages people NOT TO FLY? On airplanes?
Did you know?
If you add 666 to sum of the IQ’s of all the liberals in any particular location it adds up to… exactly….666?
It’s true, it’s all 666% true.
666

Apparently these are popping up everywhere.
Unfortunately I can’t talk about it.

Like my headline? These events aren’t made up they’re just too far in front of the news cycle.
Which is to say they aren’t true, but only because they haven’t happened YET.
Any other unlikely headlines you can think of that the Left would believe just because they want it to be true SOOOOOOO bad?

Seems like honoring the war dead by honoring their last wish, or what one might assume would be their last wish) is a pretty dadgum good idea. Check out the Fallen Heroes Last Wish Foundation

About the Foundation The objective of this foundation is to grant the last wish of the U.S. servicemembers who have been lost in Operation Iraqi Freedom: to provide for their children.

I’m sending them some coin.
This is from the comments.

Those of us who have served, did not do so for the pay-we could make more money digging ditches.
We did not do so for glory-what use is glory to a corpse?
We did not serve because we wanted to kill, the military gets rid of those characters as quickly as possible.
We served because we love our way of life and wanted to assure the same for our children.
Service is an honor, one which all too many of us were spit upon for doing. I support the Fallen Heroes, for it could have been me.