FUN TRIVIA: You Can Get A Free Bumper Sticker Supporting Ear Leader Garbage Can Liner!

DID YOU KNOW???? If you go here, you can get a FREE OBAMBI bumper sticker garbage can liner sent anywhere you like!

Of course… TANSTAAFL, so the idiots supporting Ear Leader’s Campaign will foot the bill!

Show your support for draining  the PRESidENT’s campaign coffers garbage can protection, and hey its totally FREE!

I’m getting as many as I possibly can. I’ve never supported a Marxist lined the inside of my trash can before! I’m stoked!

PS, I’m sure this gets me on some sort of a mailing list for every one I get, but the way I look at it, envelops, ink and paper cost money too, right? I’ll line the birdcage with those. Soon as I get one.

Update: fixed link
Update 2 :My favorite is the one with the rainbow colors behind That One and he’s looking down smiling at….?? I wonder what???

Poll: Should Barack Obama Fail?

There’s been a lot of chatter about whether or not the president should fail. Really, the only way to settle this important matter is with a pointless poll. And, by they way, failure to vote in this poll could be catastrophic for the economy and your complexion.

Should Barack Obama fail?

  • Hasn't he failed already? Don't most presidents have, y'know, a government by now? (54%, 600 Votes)
  • Yes, if I can say that without seeming racist. (24%, 266 Votes)
  • Which answer do I get bailout/stimulus money for? Cuz I pick that one. (13%, 146 Votes)
  • Well, a piece of excrement that big WOULD be awfully difficult to pass. (7%, 74 Votes)
  • No, if he fails who will they have on all the TV shows and magazine covers? Brangelina? (2%, 17 Votes)
  • He's not that ethnic looking guy on American Idol is he? (1%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,114

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Hillary Tops Obama Security Team As Sec. Of Judas

As prophesied by Joe Biden.

In related news: Schedule for 100 days of BHO Miracles:

  • Turning water into whine
  • Sickening the well
  • Walking on land
  • Raising the death tax (among others)
  • Feeding 5000 with 50,000 loaves and an undisclosed number of organically grown fishes
  • Reviving the both the Bush and Clinton administrations
  • Speaking without a teleprompter
  • Bringing back the shepherd look
  • All subject, of course, to change.

    Thanks

    To the One from whom all blessings flow

    From the unworthy ones living here below

    For the Light You’ve given to show Your Way

    For the friends who’ve graced us day by day

    For the ones who blazed the paths we tread

    For the ones whose blood was, for freedom, shed

    For the ones You’ve given us for neighbors

    For uncountable times You’ve granted favor

    May we seek You more each passing hour

    And tremble at Your might and power

    Lest we forget our humble station

    You bless America, we bless You — Your nation