There’s been a lot of chatter about whether or not the president should fail. Really, the only way to settle this important matter is with a pointless poll. And, by they way, failure to vote in this poll could be catastrophic for the economy and your complexion.
Should Barack Obama fail?
- Hasn't he failed already? Don't most presidents have, y'know, a government by now? (54%, 600 Votes)
- Yes, if I can say that without seeming racist. (24%, 266 Votes)
- Which answer do I get bailout/stimulus money for? Cuz I pick that one. (13%, 146 Votes)
- Well, a piece of excrement that big WOULD be awfully difficult to pass. (7%, 74 Votes)
- No, if he fails who will they have on all the TV shows and magazine covers? Brangelina? (2%, 17 Votes)
- He's not that ethnic looking guy on American Idol is he? (1%, 11 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,114
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I’m sure BHO is a likeable guy and ok to hang out with if you want to shoot some hoops. Just don’t take him bowling or hunting or fishing or camping or anything that regular country folk do. In this country we have lemon laws in case you buy a crappy car maybe we need those in case somebody elects a crappy president
It’s a good thing no one can hear me guffaw at this.
Curse you, spacemonkey! My scant, inattentive efforts have thus far failed to destroy you, but soon you will be crushed like the interplanetary primate menace that you are.
P.S. I’m not the President, I’m just a web site visitor.
Obama is Fail
When President Obama tries to fail, I hope he succeeds.
Good to see you back and posting Astrosimian. See what happens when you mock That One? They break into your house and steal all the Insulin.
We MUST, for the nations sake, prop up and back The Obama. He must NOT be allowed to fail, at least not without ensuring that BOTH “Joe the Biden”, and Nacny(that) Pelosi, are lost forever in the Amazon jungle, or under incarceration for crimes against America and humanity.
We have a catastrophe in place as it is. LET’S NOT MAKE IT WORSE!
He still hasn’t sent me my unicorn yet.
I didn’t vote. Do the terrorists win?
“9. Stephen says:
March 27th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I didn’t vote.
DoDid the terroristswin?”Fixed that for you. And the answer is yes. Been asleep since 11/4/08?
Obama comes from a long line of fail epic fail: Clinton, Carter, Johnson, Kennedy,FDR……should we go on?
Like a zombie doesn’t know it’s dead, O-bah-muhh won’t know he has failed, most likely because of the bucket on his head. Michelle’s too busy burying all the bodies of O-bah-muhh’s failed appointees.(The wheels on the bus go thump thump thump. Off topic, but do space monkeys fling poo intergalactically?
How about “Send all those crackers overseas to get killed.”