Obama has another prime time address tonight, messing up all the TV I wanted to watch tonight — my only joy in this cold, bleak world Obama has created. Anyway, here’s the main points he plans to hit in the speech tonight:
* He can’t think with everybody yelling at him.
* Running a country is really hard, like much harder that organizing a community.
* Has anybody seen his The Economy for Dummies book?
He also plans to spend the last few minutes giggling uncontrollably.
Tip for whoever is in charge of Obama: Never assume a word is so simple that you don’t need to spell it phonetically on his teleprompter.
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Hart of ThatHero.com sums up the economy with a very simple graph:
Further discussion available here.
Some people in the GOP are urging Cheney to go back into hiding, probably to preserve the secrecy of the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad. They know that the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad is our last and only hope and must be preserved at all costs and hidden from Obama’s anti-dinosaur agenda. When Obama’s screw ups inevitably cause the collapse of society, won’t we be happy to see the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad riding in on their dinosaurs to restore order? Then Dick Cheney will declare himself king and we’ll have constant entertainment in his newly constructed Thunderdome. And it will be morning in America once again.
Apparently a movie has come out that explores the troubling question, “are Obama and his teleprompter really ‘just good friends’?”
Rev. Right of America is an Obamanation! has the poster.
The Japanese are testing “stink-free” underwear on the space station. Reuters reports that Koichi Wakata is trying them out the “J-ware”:
“He can wear his trunks (underwear) more than a week,” said Koji Yanagawa, an official with the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency.
Wakata’s clothes, developed by researcher Yoshiko Taya, are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. They also are flame-resistant and anti-static, not to mention comfortable and stylish.
Having served in the military, I understand first hand about being in situations where you can’t change your clothes … including socks and underwear … on a regular basis. Even then, we washed certain areas (a “whore’s bath”), even if we weren’t able to change clothes. However, it was not by choice, but by circumstance. Such items would be great for those circumstances.
The thing about the Reuters report that really caught my eye? This:
The Japanese space agency plans to make the clothes available to NASA and its other space station partners once development is complete. A commercial line also is in the offing.
Read that last sentence again: “A commercial line also is in the offing.”
You’ll be able to buy this stuff at Sears. Or Wal-mart.
Think about that.
This scientific breakthrough will allow some folks to go a week or more without washing their ass.
Ain’t technocracy great?
What’s next? J-ware socks, so you don’t have to wash your feet? J-ware undershirts so you don’t have to wash or use deodorant? I shudder to think what else science has in store for us.
