Steven Crowder gets tortured!

Hilarious, plus some really good points about Abu Ghraib.

Tennessee (Fred Thompson’s home state) give us an example of what common sense gun laws look like.

So, what would be your common sense gun laws? I would like it in writing that you’re not allowed to give a gun to a chimp.

Right Wings News has a new list of the top forty conservative blogs, and IMAO is number nine. So, if you’re not reading IMAO, then you’re not reading this right here where I tell you how stupid you are. I hate that! Please pass along for me to people that don’t read IMAO that they’re stupid and I hate them.

Obama was supposed to make the world like us, but so far he’s insulted our best ally and stunned everyone else with his ineptitude. Here are his biggest foreign policy blunders so far:

TOP TEN OBAMA FOREIGN AFFAIRS BLUNDERS

10. Through a mistranslation by the State Department, he accidentally surrendered the country to Micronesia.

9. The Prime Minister of Australia recognized the gift Obama gave him from when his kids got a Happy Meal earlier that day.

8. Was unaware that in Ukraine it’s considered impolite to use you’re guests’ pets as urinals.

7. He kept getting upset when the ambassador to Colombia refused to smuggle things for him.

6. Keeps telling every foreigner he meets, “It must really suck not having me as your leader.”

5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.

4. Declared war on Antarctica when he never got a response from its ambassador.

3. He refused to meet with Georgia since they voted for McCain.

2. Michelle Obama, trying to be polite, keeps telling each visiting dignitary, “I so wish Obama were president of your country instead of this dumb cracker one.”

And the number one Obama foreign affairs blunder…

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I’ve always heard what an idiot Chris Matthews is, but I never really watched much of him until this:

Wow. He’s either monumentally stupid or dishonest (actual meaning of the word). Either way, it looks like his show isn’t only aimed at liberals, but only the dumbest and easiest to stir up liberals. With him and Olbermann, it’s kinda like the Special Olympics of political commentary over at MSNBC.

The Watchmen as an eighties Saturday morning cartoon:

Haven’t seen the movie yet, BTW. Hope to see it this weekend.

(hat tip More Lane)