Obama was supposed to make the world like us, but so far he’s insulted our best ally and stunned everyone else with his ineptitude. Here are his biggest foreign policy blunders so far:
TOP TEN OBAMA FOREIGN AFFAIRS BLUNDERS
10. Through a mistranslation by the State Department, he accidentally surrendered the country to Micronesia.
9. The Prime Minister of Australia recognized the gift Obama gave him from when his kids got a Happy Meal earlier that day.
8. Was unaware that in Ukraine it’s considered impolite to use you’re guests’ pets as urinals.
7. He kept getting upset when the ambassador to Colombia refused to smuggle things for him.
6. Keeps telling every foreigner he meets, “It must really suck not having me as your leader.”
5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.
4. Declared war on Antarctica when he never got a response from its ambassador.
3. He refused to meet with Georgia since they voted for McCain.
2. Michelle Obama, trying to be polite, keeps telling each visiting dignitary, “I so wish Obama were president of your country instead of this dumb cracker one.”
And the number one Obama foreign affairs blunder…
His gift upon meeting Ahmadinejad: a wooden pen holder and a seven volume biography of Winston Churchill.
Top Ten Obama Foreign Affairs Successes:
1) Didn’t invade Pakistan…yet.
2) …um…well…I guess that’s it.
He keeps trying to register foriegn dignitarys as democrat voters for the 2010 election ( the acorn comming out)
Off topic….
Frank, why does your site show up an ugly plain white format for me? This happened just once yesterday, but is happening all day today. I didn’t change or install anything. I run a clean ship, security-wise.
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Top Ten Obama Foreign Affairs Blunder
#1) Hilary
#8
you’re->your (I think)
#1: Himself.
7.
He’s having the same problem with Afghanistan–that’s why he was looking for “moderate Taliban’–to score some smack.
Teh One was confused finding brothers instead of those secret Swiss bank accounts he was seeking to loot in Swaziland.
Jimmy wins.
#11 Failing to visit the 58th state on the campaign trail.
What, you didn’t know that America is a foreign affair to him?
#1. Not blowing up Iran with a giant laser from space when he had the chance.
#11 Not creating an army of dinosaurs mounting rocket launchers, so the rest of the world would know how awesome America still is.
Seconded
>>>5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.
No idea what happened in the movie, but that just plain sounds funny. Then again, Biden is involved. Just about anything is funny if it has a little Biden in it.
re #10 – sadly, he narrowly missed a policy success. He could have made a further error and surrendered the country to Microsoft instead of Micronesia. At least they’d run the place like successful capitalists instead of failed Marxists.
Mickey Rooney pretended to be Japanese with a horrible fake accent & worse make up in Breakfast at Tiffanys.
#1/2: Threatening to detonate a nuclear weapon in a U.S. city every day until Iran gives up its nuclear weapons program.
He’s about to meet with China to discuss the incident with our spy ship. It seems our new Chinese overlords don’t like being spied upon. Perhaps something positive will come of this meeting by having him sign over the deed to California or New York as collateral for our next Chinese loan. If the Chinese are stupid enough to take the deal Obama would be able to redeem himself for all past foreign affairs blunders in one fell swoop. As far as Joe The Vice President goes…..well I think he’s kept around mostly for comedy relief kind of like Fuzzy Knight or Gabby Hayes back in the day of the “B” westerns. The administration uses him when they need a comedic distraction otherwise he’s kept in a shelter back of the White House where Bush used to keep his reporter biting dog.
It is to LOL. I love this series…
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* Playing “anything your Messiah can do I can do better” with the Pope.
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#2, they’re already registered. How else could he have pulled off the
electoral winGreat White House Coup of 2008?LOL #4 & #10, and Correct #5.
#13 don’t hold your breath! Besides, that’s our job, for SarahP. [/shameless self-promotion]
>>>Mickey Rooney pretended to be Japanese with a horrible fake accent & worse make up in Breakfast at Tiffanys.
Ah, so. Domo. Domo Hairy Gato.
5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.
I hear he also chased the Chinese ambassador around the White House saying “Dong? Dong? Where is my auto-mo-bile??”
#1/4: Actually following through on the threat to detonate a nuclear weapon in a U.S. city every day until Iran gives up its nuclear weapons program.
Domo Hairy Gato.
There was also a cat in the film whose name was just cat, but, perhaps in the Spanish dubbed version he’s called gato.
Some movies Brown can give 0 (They are a mixture of British and American):
Mrs Miniver
Cammandos Srike at Dawn (It’s American but about the British)
The Dam Busters
Cockelshell Heroes
633 Squadron
The Battle of Britian
Zulu (1964)
Sink the Bismarck
Out of Africa
Gorillas in the Mist
The Ghost and the Darkness
Tarzan the Ape Man
Tarzan and the Green Goddess
Gunga Din
Birth of A Nation
Song of The South
Roots
I Passed for White
#13. Pressing the end of a comb to his upper lip when video-conferencing with Merkel.
We still have spy ships?
I love how in #2 Michelle Obama refers to the President (her husband) as “Obama”,
yet people like Al Sharpton still refer to him as “Barack”.
To show that he is truly sorry for the Bush years, he allows each diplomat from an unfriendly country to give Joe Biden a Wedgie.
When Hillary visited the Jooooos, he made her wear a short skirt to show off “a little leg”
Forgot to Biatch Slap Gordon Brown in front of the world press for being a white cracker…
It is also unspeakably rude to pester Emperor Akihito about the gift of a few ninjas to keep around the White House.
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