A new concern for people is to make sure someone has access to their online accounts so if they croak, everyone in their online community won’t be wondering what happened to them. For me, I’m just going to have someone quietly take over for me. Thus, to the online community, I will be immortal. Hundreds of years from now, I will be accepting new friends on Facebook and updating my status on Twitter (“Still not dead!”). And others will fear me, for how do you stop the blogger who will not die?

You don’t!

Some nutty liberals are insinuating Cheney led his own personal assassination squad. Wouldn’t that be awesome? And what if he’s still in an underground bunker somewhere sending orders to his assassination squad? Then, no matter how dark things get, we can say to ourselves, “Don’t give up hope; Dick Cheney is out there somewhere with his assassination squad.” And before liberals do anything to liberal, they’ll think to themselves, “Will that be enough to get the notice of Dick Cheney’s assassination squad?”

So, even if it isn’t true, we should spread the rumor to give us hope. Hope for change.

Great article in the NY Post.

Personally, I liked having around the Frums and the Meghan McCains — they add different opinions to the conversation and the last thing we need is an echo chamber — but what I don’t like is when they get all uppity and think they’re the “real conservatives.” They are and always will be the freak conservatives. Say it with me: Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeak! If you’re going to call yourself a conservative, then don’t act so flustered by mainstream conservative opinion. That just makes you seem dimwitted.

When Obama tries to find his ass with both hands and a flashlight, I hope he fails.