Frank, I will sell you my critisism credits, just to make sure you don’t go over, cause I no longer have to hope the *forbidden* fails. The *forbidden* all ready has.
He doesn’t need his hands or the flashlight. His head is stuck firmly up it! However, he is so clueless that he does not know even that fact so we’ll give him a big FAIL!
… both hands, a flashlight, two teleprompters, Barney Frank for close-in support, Nancy Pelosi with stand-by rinsing douche, Harry Reid with Senate oversight (all giving contradictory directions), live media coverage by Chrissy “Tingle” Matthews, ranting analysis by Olbermann, and covered close-up and personal by Katie Couric with Dan Rather hotly breathing down her neck.
While Obama would need a Sherpa Guide and a Magellan GPS to find his own ass, he seems to know exactly where mine is. His also seems to think I can pull an indefinite amount of tax money out of it.
BHO thinking to himself: I know it’s around here somewhere. Heh, Michelle always said I was descended from the Whatooshies. Oh wait, is this it? Nah, just the MSNBC web cam. I know it’s near the Presidential prostate, where did Mathews say he saw that? Fish Lips Olbermann’s kiss left a wet spot but that’s a wide search area to cover. Cheney! Yeah, he’s been riding it a lot. Bet it’s down there in Crawford with Bush. This calls for a cover up. Now where are my pants? Note to my own bad self: Schedule a wedgie from Pelosi and Reid. Oooohh look. Is that a bucket? Bet it’s hiding in there.
Thanks, Mike. Your ideas intrigue me, and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. All this time I’ve been a Republican, and never knew to hate all of those people you do. O’course, I thought God created the dinosaurs and then killed them with a big rock before Mr. Remington ever folded his first sword blade.
Live and learn.
Oh, and you guys, don’t respond to trolls. (Just practicing my Republican hypocrisy, which Mike forgot to mention.)
Oh, I get it. Obama’s ass is analogous to his presidency: Full of crap, smells bad, and Barney Frank couldn’t wait to take control of it, while the flashlight is an obvious reference to his wandering around ignorantly in the dark.
If the analogy somehow involved a chimp it would be better…it would give Al Sharpton something to do.
If it makes you feel better Mike, some of the troops still dieing for Iraq’s freedom (and ours) are good Republicans. Good Republicans and great patriots. Better men than you and me.
Obama has no need to hunt. His head being up butt already he forms a human version of Kline bottle where he can contemplate his soul contemplating his soul …..comtemplating his soul.
USSJimmyC – Barney Fag won’t consider any flashlight for the “hide the flashlight” that is anything less than lantern battery capacity. He has plans for green butt energy but the republicans wreck em.
The funniest part? He’ll keep dropping the flashlight because he’s using both hands.
Frank, I will sell you my critisism credits, just to make sure you don’t go over, cause I no longer have to hope the *forbidden* fails. The *forbidden* all ready has.
He doesn’t need his hands or the flashlight. His head is stuck firmly up it! However, he is so clueless that he does not know even that fact so we’ll give him a big FAIL!
At least we know he can’t lose the flashlight since his head will be in the way….
It’s dark inside that damn bucket.
Well, he likes basketball, right? So, the finding his ass with two hands and a flashlight thing… that’s a slam dunk. Unless he bangs the rim.
Isn’t that Rahm’s job? If it is too much for him to do he could alway organize a community to do it.
No, that’s Barney Frank’s job.
… both hands, a flashlight, and two teleprompters …
Barack Obama is so smart, he gives his own speeches.
Barney called, he’s the “ass man” and has many “tips and tricks” including “Hide the Flash Light” one of his personal favorites…
… both hands, a flashlight, two teleprompters, Barney Frank for close-in support, Nancy Pelosi with stand-by rinsing douche, Harry Reid with Senate oversight (all giving contradictory directions), live media coverage by Chrissy “Tingle” Matthews, ranting analysis by Olbermann, and covered close-up and personal by Katie Couric with Dan Rather hotly breathing down her neck.
>>>Unless he bangs the rim.
Jimmy, I’ll be laughing at that for a while…
While Obama would need a Sherpa Guide and a Magellan GPS to find his own ass, he seems to know exactly where mine is. His also seems to think I can pull an indefinite amount of tax money out of it.
Was he trying to sign a bill with the flashlight? You know, invisible ink and all…..
ON the other hand, if he did find his ass with a flashlight, it might keep him busy for a while and prevent him from doing anything destructive.
BHO thinking to himself: I know it’s around here somewhere. Heh, Michelle always said I was descended from the Whatooshies. Oh wait, is this it? Nah, just the MSNBC web cam. I know it’s near the Presidential prostate, where did Mathews say he saw that? Fish Lips Olbermann’s kiss left a wet spot but that’s a wide search area to cover. Cheney! Yeah, he’s been riding it a lot. Bet it’s down there in Crawford with Bush. This calls for a cover up. Now where are my pants? Note to my own bad self: Schedule a wedgie from Pelosi and Reid. Oooohh look. Is that a bucket? Bet it’s hiding in there.
Don’t forget the roadmap, no tthat he can read it, it just kinda completes the expression.
As a diehard Republican, I hate blacks, Jews, all those of Asian or Hispanic descent and of course them Iraqis.
I believe that on the third day, God created the Remington semi-automatic rifle: to fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
I also believe in the idea of helping those who already have the means to help themselves.
Thanks, Mike. Your ideas intrigue me, and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. All this time I’ve been a Republican, and never knew to hate all of those people you do. O’course, I thought God created the dinosaurs and then killed them with a big rock before Mr. Remington ever folded his first sword blade.
Live and learn.
Oh, and you guys, don’t respond to trolls. (Just practicing my Republican hypocrisy, which Mike forgot to mention.)
Oh, I get it. Obama’s ass is analogous to his presidency: Full of crap, smells bad, and Barney Frank couldn’t wait to take control of it, while the flashlight is an obvious reference to his wandering around ignorantly in the dark.
If the analogy somehow involved a chimp it would be better…it would give Al Sharpton something to do.
Nah, he’ll never find it. He’s already sold his ass – and ours – to the ACLU, terrorist “friends,” China, and pansy libs everywhere.
If it makes you feel better Mike, some of the troops still dieing for Iraq’s freedom (and ours) are good Republicans. Good Republicans and great patriots. Better men than you and me.
Obama has no need to hunt. His head being up butt already he forms a human version of Kline bottle where he can contemplate his soul contemplating his soul …..comtemplating his soul.
Or was that hole?
I guess finding his a@@ is why bHo poured money into Barney Frank’s favorite lender, Fannie May I. He wants to keep it safe and hole.
Storm19111 – so you mean to say that Obama is going to hole up with Barney Frank ? This could get messy.
USSJimmyC – Barney Fag won’t consider any flashlight for the “hide the flashlight” that is anything less than lantern battery capacity. He has plans for green butt energy but the republicans wreck em.
I hope he fails to remember where Air Force One is parked.
“Wrecked’em? D*mn near killed’em!”