Crowder is a dancing fool!

I can’t believe he keeps making videos like this every week. Don’t I suck for not even being able to keep a podcast bi-weekly.

Apparently Obama is going to eschew calling the conflict the “War on Terror” and instead call it the “Overseas Contingency Operation.” Wow. So how long do you think it will be until Obama goes for the whole shebang and outlaws having a penis?

North Korea is getting ready to launch missiles! Yay! Now Obama get to show us how he handles a crisis!

Now, if I were handling it, I’d send a note to Kim Jong Il saying, “If you launch those missiles, I will kill you and everyone you care about you pot-bellied, poofy-haired freak! Then I will put your head on a pike and everyone will remark how that is the damn ugliest pike they’ve ever seen!”

I’m guessing Obama will handle things differently. First he’ll offer North Korea unconditional hugs. If that doesn’t work, then he’ll grovel. Then he’ll disarm us hoping North Korea will follow suit. Then he’ll apologize for one of our cities being vaporized and we’ll all forgive him because he meant good.

So, apparently Obama is going after charitable giving next. I guess when the government is throwing around trillions of dollars, a few extra dollars from charity don’t seem necessary. Or, rather, he wants that money for himself to spend on government programs he thinks better helps those in need such as teaching tolerance for gays to the homeless and getting energy efficient light bulbs for the hungry. Anyway, after he’s done we’re all going to be the charity cases.

Some people seem to think it’s wrong to want the president to fail, but Bobby Jindal and Fred Thompson have both come out of defense in wanted Obama to fail. Of course, they qualify it with that they want him to fail when his policies would hurt America. That’s a bit different from the IMAO position of wanting him to fail when it does nothing but cause annoyance to himself. Anyway, I hope people stop getting all worked up about this; wanting Obama to fail is a bit like wanting a fish to swim.