I defended Obama’s “Special Olympics” comment, but what I will NOT defend is the sanctimonious bulls@#$ response by Special Olympics Chairman Timothy Shriver, which says in part:

Finally, we invite the President to take the lead and consider hiring a Special Olympics athlete to work in the White House. In so doing, he could help end misperceptions about the talents and abilities of people with intellectual disabilities, and demonstrate their dignity and value to the world.

Ya know, if retards REALLY want to demonstrate their dignity and value, they can start by showing that they can take a joke at their expense, just like normal people.

And Shriver – Dude… chill.

Retarded people aren’t smart enough to know that the President was making fun of them. If any of them saw the show (which I doubt, because they tend to have early bedtimes), they probably heard Obama say “Special Olympics”, then got really excited, threw both arms in the air, and shouted “YAY! SPECIAL OLYMPICS!” with that endearing Elmer-Fudd-like speech impediment of theirs.

No harm, no foul. Obama’s got nothing to apologize for.

People were always comparing Iraq to Vietnam. I forget — did we win in Vietnam?

So not only was Obama’s gift to Gordon Brown thoughtless, it’s also useless because the DVDs he gave him are the wrong encoding and won’t play on a UK DVD player. And he went on Jay Leno’s show last night and made fun of the disabled. We’re we supposed to have a smart president now surrounded by smart people? Man, we’re not even done with the first one hundred days yet; what’s the chance of him lasting until 2012 without accidentally launching nuclear missiles or setting the White House on fire? And if God forbid something happens to Obama like him getting his tongue stuck in the DVD drive of his computer and is unable to do his job, it’s Biden who would be taking over. He’s go to a foreign summit and come back with everyone declaring war on us. After him, the next in line is Pelosi.

Hunker down people; it’s only going to get worse before it gets better. Find your favorite canned food and stock up on it. Do the same for ammo. I don’t know how bad Obama is going to screw up, but hopefully there will still be some sort of breathable atmosphere in four years. If so, we can eventually pull through this.

So people aren’t getting so angry at everything out of ignorance, over at PJM I breakdown how AIG is spending the $170 billion the federal government gave them.