Obama has another prime time address tonight, messing up all the TV I wanted to watch tonight — my only joy in this cold, bleak world Obama has created. Anyway, here’s the main points he plans to hit in the speech tonight:
* He can’t think with everybody yelling at him.
* Running a country is really hard, like much harder that organizing a community.
* Has anybody seen his The Economy for Dummies book?
He also plans to spend the last few minutes giggling uncontrollably.
The teleprompter will however, put several good words together to make it look like that one knows what he is talking about.
It will also mention geitner, a bus, and bwarney fwank. Its speech will encompass all of the hippie talking points, and whatever else its mother nancy told it to say. I just hope one of its points is not the pronunciation of Orion, we know its *forbidden* doesn’t read well.
I don’t care about tonight’s speech. I’m truly worried about the space shuttle crew and their safe return. Think about it.
Every time Obama speaks, the stock market crashes. Today, Obama spoke to the space shuttle crew. Follow me?
OBOTS will love to see the wonderful, magical, mystical leader on the tube tonight. I on the other hand won’t, I’d rather play in traffic than watch an Obama speech. They all sound the same to me….
Blah, blah, blah, Hope & change blah, blah, blah… tax, spend, bailout, welfare, surrender to the terrorist, blah, blah, blah it’s all George Bush’s fault, the end now love me wonderful me praise me worship me! the end
I was supposed to leave for Oklahoma tomorrow morning but I think I’ll go ahead and get an early start tonight. I’d rather deal with traffic in a big truck than watch Obama teleprompt his way to superstardom once again.
How is this guy popular? He can’t sit through Jay Leno, without a teleprompter, without looking like a young clown with no clue what is going on.
Being a fan of Batman… wasn’t the Joker put in Arkham Asylum for laughing all the time and doing things against the better judgments of society? Since the Joker was put away, would that make Obama the Smoker or the Midnight Toker? Think I’ll take that hour of lost TV and play with my kids or write a book or re-load some ammo. Or maybe write a childrens book on the fun of re-loading your own ammo. You know… something constructive that will better America.
Obeyme’s on the tube tonight? Doesn’t affect me in the slightest since I never watch him. On purpose. Whatever drivel he mutters out will be lauded and defended by his minions in the so-called news media anyway; and anyone who says anything contrary will be immediately and unfairly branded a racist. Who needs it?
As long as he’s not on ESPN or ESPN2, I don’t give a rip.
I hope he rips on midgets. We don’t have a lot of good jokes anymore about midgets. Maybe after he rips on midgets he reach out to the midget community and create jobs for them by starting the annual White House Midget Toss.
bah… heroes, 24, and chuck were all on last night so i plan to use tonight to catch up on big bang theory and flight of the conchords….
I hear it is a big speech though. Tonight is the night he is going to tell us how he sold California, Texas, and New Mexico for a bag of magic beans.
Everytime Obama goes on prime time TV and opens his big yap, the stock market crashes and Red Eye gets pre-empted. It’s really starting to piss me off.
*** Breaking ***
Houston (AP) – Today, NASA announced that it has discovered the socalled missing “Planet X.” NASA’s new Director of Celestial Objects and recently declared International Space Station naming expert, Steven Colbert, declared the planet was temporarily located in the constellation “Oreeon” and that since “Uranus” was already taken (by an obvious majority of the American people), that NASA would fondly – and affectionately – name it “Hisanus” in memory of the new President. When called, the President’s Teleprompter (TOTUS) could not be reached for comment so a message was left in the White House Bucket.
Fortunately, Reaper is on the CW network, so it won’t be preempted by the Douchebag-in-Chief tonight.
Hey, SarahK – when will the American Idol audience finally vote him off? He sucks!!!
I think the History Channel is replaying “The History of Corn”, I love corn.
During the few unscripted questions he’ll most likely make fun of people with cancer…he’s already attacked the overweight and mentally handicapped, victims of incurable diseases certainly must be next.
It’s 3:00am and do you know where the teleprompter is?
My obot neighbor told me he’s going to have a veiwing party for the Obama speech tonight. He didn’t understand my strange blank look then hysterical uncontrolable laughing.
Hello! Just bought “Bolt”, sounds like family movie night tonight. Obama already tanked the dj a bit by making the insinuation that now he wants to power to randomly take businesses, how much more damage could he do, anyway? (famous last words alert…)
Yet another time that I’m grateful that I don’t own a television. I’ll probably listen to Bach (whose name is undoubtedly pronounced “batch” by our President), or Haydn (“hay-den”), or perhaps Beethoven (I won’t even guess).
remember when TV only had like 3 channels ? It really sucked when the president would speak……..It was like mom the president on all 3 channels again! Then the response would be well go read a book or play in the street or something.
I love Beth oven Jim.
that be the oven
maybe listen to some shoe pan
I love Beth oven Jim.
I like her too, but, then, I like all the Oven sisters. They’re really hot!
Silicon Valley Jim says:
March 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I love Beth oven Jim.
I like her too, but, then, I like all the Oven sisters. They’re really hot!
Heh!
Oh, I’m sure Obama knows how to pronounce Beethoven….you know the series of movies about some dogs.
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Tonight’s television special event is going to be the one talking to the camera directly to Aqua-velajaid now that You-Tube diplomacy broke down. Barac flailed his arms in frustration from losing mouse navigation due to dust build-up in the rollers of his ball mouse. He then accused Velva is stealing the ‘W’ off his keyboard.
“American Idol” will be pre-empted tonight to bring you “America : Idle” . I hope I didn’t just steal Barack’s punchline for tonight.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA um lets just pass this, let someone else figure out the “technical details”. Meaning how the hell is all this crazy communist crap going to work? I dunno, let someone else figure it out.
I hope the Republicans didn’t forget that Obama inherited a huge deficit from them, so it getting any huger is their fault!!
uhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhuh uhhhhhhhhhh huuuhuhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuh uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh, uuuhhh, uuhhhhhhhhhhh,
one more thing… why does everything have to be “not just my opinion”, many other democrats, such as John McCain believe the same thing… “that’s not just my opinion”, 4 out of 5 dentists/crack whores/union workers agree with me.
new drinking game!!!! every time you hear” uuuhhhh” take a drink! guaranteed to have alcohol poisioning in 30 minutes or less! I’d rather listen to Bill Clinton talk…. at least it’s not like being in high school speech class.
Dear God that was boring. And Worthless, when I have to listen to Rainbow Warrior here talk at least I can least hope that it sounds so good I’ll forget what he talks about. And if he is cutting the military as much as he said I am moving to ****ing South Korea forget this man!
I slept through it. Did I miss anything?
The teleprompter was on strike, something to do with intelligence or the lack of it, or something anyway what’sface had to settle for a big monitor at the back of the bus (room) .
I’m kind of wondering if his feelings were hurt because of all the teleprompter jokes.
who cares
I knew there was a good reason I work swing shift. I did hear, though, that Buckethead McTeleprompter gave a reporter from the Communist News Network the “death stare” for asking an unscripted question. That would have almost made it worth an hour of torture…
Wait a minuet! Maybe that’s what we should do to our “guests” at Gitmo! Make them listen to Obama speeches! That’s worse than waterboarding, and since the moonbats sit around and listen with Kool-aid induced smiles on their otherwise zombie-like faces, I don’t see how they can complain about (what the rest of us would consider) cruel and unusual punishment!
REPORTER: Mr. President can you please tell what you plan on doing with PETA and how is your budget cutting the deficit?
OBAMA: Uhh…… Well you see PETA….uhh.. is agreat orginization………and uhh…..we plan on……giving them……… nothing.
REPORTER: Okay..that was substantial I guess…….. So what do you plan on doing about the Deficit?
OBAMA: My….uhh… budget plans on….uhhh… Solving for that.
REPORTER: How?
OBAMA: Welll you see….uhhh…. Geithner is a great guy…..and uhhh…… if the Republicans would stop bickering……uhhh… thankyou for your questions goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen.
REPORTER: But how does-
LIBERAL_NUTJOB: The Obamessiah has spoken! Dare you question his answer!!! You shall be called racist and ACORN will parade poeple who want you dead in front of your home!!! BLARHAREHARA!!!!
REPROTER: I hate my life now…..
SRPwrd says:
March 24th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I hope the Republicans didn’t forget that Obama inherited a huge deficit from them, so it getting any huger is their fault!!
Yeah but Obama’s CHANGE means that he’s supposed to be doing something DIFFERENT!
I hope the Dumbocraps soon realize that they are the only ones in charge now and thus have no one else to blame anymore for their EPIC FAIL.
Oviously #34 is one of the communists that has their heads in the sand and listen to the leftists media. Get your facts straight before running your mouth round here boy. One thing I cannot tolerate is an idiot commie spoutin off at the mouth without thinking. kind of like the *forbidden* in the White House.
BTW has anybody seen my wallet?
I’m thinking #34 was being a bit tongue in cheek with his/her comment. As least I hope so. If not, I’m going to be spending all day trying to figure out how someone that retarded managed to figure out how to use the World Wide Web.
“… So it getting any huger is their fault.”? Tongue-in-cheek, indeed!
We used to play a game with a balloon and an airpump. When it was your turn you rolled the dice and added that many pumps of air into the balloon. If the balloon burst while you had the air pump, you got eliminated.
It didn’t matter how many pumps the other players had put in. The only way to prevent the balloon from bursting was to Stop Inflating It.