Great piece, Frank! And your logic is unassailable.
All over the country, schools don’t allow guns. So what do we have? School taxes!
Most states have laws banning firearm discharge near public roads. So what do we have? Road taxes!
Taxes are sneaky and clever – they have attached themselves to the one thing you don’t want to shoot – gasoline! These taxes have to be strangled or beaten to death.
Does it surprise anyone that guns are strictly forbidden in the Congress and in state houses throughout the country? It shouldn’t – politicians will do anything to protect their tax overlords from harm.
Sometimes I shoot first, then ask questions later…just in case it’s taxes at my front door. So far I haven’t been able to fend off any taxes, however, the good news is: I’m happy to report that there are seven less Jehovah’s Witnesses around these days, and one less Vote For Obama guy, so still a very worthy effort.
Benjamin Franklin posited that the only things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes. I propose, base on this financial treatise of Frank’s, that the new guarantee in life is Death To Taxes.
Can I be like you when I grow up?
Thats why I am always locked and loaded. Back damn taxes back!!
The only good taxes are dead taxes.
Great piece, Frank! And your logic is unassailable.
All over the country, schools don’t allow guns. So what do we have? School taxes!
Most states have laws banning firearm discharge near public roads. So what do we have? Road taxes!
Taxes are sneaky and clever – they have attached themselves to the one thing you don’t want to shoot – gasoline! These taxes have to be strangled or beaten to death.
Does it surprise anyone that guns are strictly forbidden in the Congress and in state houses throughout the country? It shouldn’t – politicians will do anything to protect their tax overlords from harm.
That is some of the funniest writing you’ve done in a while. Brings up the question, what can be solved by firearm usage? As you said….. Nothing.
Sometimes I shoot first, then ask questions later…just in case it’s taxes at my front door. So far I haven’t been able to fend off any taxes, however, the good news is: I’m happy to report that there are seven less Jehovah’s Witnesses around these days, and one less Vote For Obama guy, so still a very worthy effort.
death to taxes !!!!
They’re not taxes they are Revenue Enhancements…..and don’t you forget it.
Benjamin Franklin posited that the only things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes. I propose, base on this financial treatise of Frank’s, that the new guarantee in life is Death To Taxes.
Are there extra precautions needed to fend off TURBO TAXES? Besides lightning fast reflexes I mean.
Haha, Mgbfred. That made me laugh.
Hey how bout an OBOT tax?
When trolls try to understand Frank’s humor, I hope they fail.
Thank you Sarahk. I’ll sleep better tonight, knowing I tickled SOMEONE’S funny-bone
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Viva La Frank!! Excellent work my brother in arms.