Sorry, no funny yet. We’re all still having coffee.
Funny later.
COFFEE, NOW!!!

Thanks to all you Veterans out there. The price of freedom was and continues to be paid for by you, personally, your family and all your brave veteran brothers and sisters and their families.
I can’t say enough how much we (the IMAO family and our wonderful readers and listeners) appreciate you and your service to our great nation.
THANK YOU and may the good Lord bless you and yours!

Looking across the pond, I found some funny. Its funny in a France-sure-is-easy-to-not-feel-sorry-for kind of way.
Here it is.

How many cars are in France?

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Youths in France have been rotting for almost two weeks. Rotting day and night. The rotting has gotten so bad that cars have been burned.
I think they’ve been secretly rotting in France for a lot longer than 2 weeks though. What else would explain the stench?
They’re not unwashed, they’re undead!

A4G has a uniquely Seussian take on the riots in Paris.
That’s all I got so far.

Ron Coleman says Free speech only comes in one flavor. I hope it’s strawberry, or maybe chocolate.

When the Senate slips into a closed session some super special secret rules apply. Here are just a few of them.
* Standing Senate Rule .20 (the Teddy Kennedy Rule) – Closed session – Open Bar!
* First Rule of Closed Session: Nobody talks about closed session!
* Rule 2 – What happens in closed session STAYS in closed session.
* Rule 3.14 – Everybody gets free pie, all you can eat. Mmmm pie.
* Rule 5 – Senators must use secret handshake and refer to each other by their self-assigned top secret code names. Harry Reid’s is “H.R. Uber Smooth.”
* Rule 32 – Casual Dress AKA Clothing optional.
There are, as indicated by the gaps, other super secret Senate rules but they are so secret even I don’t even know them. Or do I?

Unfortunately since you now know some of the secret rules, I must kill you all now. I’m sorry, really.

Update: It’s been pointed out that Rule 32 makes rule 2 alot more interesting. My response to that is “What about all the pie and open bar? Don’t they juice things up too?”

I’t a new month! That means a lot of things to a lot of people. But I think you’ll agree, the MOST importand thing any of us will do this month is vote for IMAudiO (formerly IMAO podcast).
So, after you vote for IMAudiO (formerly IMAO podcast) leave us a message telling us how you voted for IMAudiO (formerly IMAO podcast).
Yay!
Be honorable Rodan.

Savage Releases CD, Wants Co-Host

That way I could pimp the podcast daily.

Update: more details here.
Update2: Ok I have just determined that the nice folks at the Michael Savage show can’t add. And that it’s not a real permanent job. So phooey.
Plus, what’s the pay? Nothing?

I know what you are thinking. You think I am nuts and how could I know this?
But I think it is fairly obvious that the movie director is personally responsible for blowing up NO levees.
VIA Newsbusters, he said on Real Time with Bill Maher and I quote

‘Exactly. It’s not far-fetched. And also I would like to say it’s not necessarily blow it up.’

Did you catch that?
I’m officially calling the ‘Gulity Dog Barks First’ rule of “Who farted?” fame.
Nation of Islam leader Farrakhan may have said that Bush blew up the levees, leaving Farrakhan the odds on favorite for the ‘guilty dog barking’ title for the levees blowing up, if they were blown up.
But Lee said ‘not necessarily blow it up’ so if the evidence shows that the levees were ‘not necessarily blow’n up then suspect number one would be Spike Lee for NOT blowing them up!
One of them is a were-dog! And “Spike” is as good a name for a dog as any. The Tom and Jerry cartoonists agreed.
Woof.