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Let’s Say You Are On The Internet…. Ok you are on the internet
Then you’d definitely want to go See Podcaster Details For IMAudiO on PodcastAlley.com — So you can vote for it!!!
Why? Because if you won’t then Frank will allow Glenn to blend your favorite puppy/kitten/hobo.
Update: We are just 11 votes out of the top ten! For some reason votes are slow to show up after being entered. At least mine was. Yes, I voted for my/our own podcast.

We’ve the replaced the fine water normally served in this area with dark rich sparkling sewer contamination. Let’s watch!

Imagine the water you drink, cook with and bathe in is contaminated with raw sewage. Those of you living in the Dogwood Dell subdivision in Baldwin County’s Marlow- Fish Riverarea [in Alabama] don’t have to imagine it.

The cause?

It is a water supply that was contaminated when a sewer line, installed in mid-July for a camper in the area, was apparently improperly installed by the privately-owned Baldwin County Sewer Service.

WHAT!?! Mid July? That’s over three full months of drinking, pisscrapwater!
Top fictional quotes from locals.
“Hey waiter, I didn’t want my water chunky style!”
“This sweet tea tastes like an entirely different letter of the alphabet!”
“This driinking water.isfullofcrap.” -Laurence Simon
Final thought.
How will any them ever kiss each other again?

Except for Laurence Simon who arguably has no life, all the other IMAO bloggers are MIA (thats Missing or InActive in this context).
Where are they?
My thoughts:
Harvey, after eating a delicious hot bowlfull of ABC’s and 123’s soup in his jacuzzi, got his entire body stuck in his ginormous beard. Don’t worry Harv, somebody will be along to shave you!
RightWingDuck is being detained at Taco Bell where he allegedly ‘dropped the chalupa’ in the middle of the dining room. TBBP (Taco Bell Border Patrol) officials are holding him until they setltle on who will do the dna testing on the ‘beans’.
Cadet happy sadly, is dead. He photoshopped the wrong guy/gal to look funny-sweet-shoes/tramptacular this time. He paid the ultimate price for his art. Good ridda-um…I mean goodbye dear friend.
Sarahk is somewhere in a bridal boutique trying to find the perfect wedding… something or other. (I’m a guy, it’s ALL something or other)
Frank J is waiting in the car for Sarahk at the bridal boutique, unconscious from lack of food and water OR worse, he’s INSIDE the boutique with sarahk, contemplating chewing off the arm of the hand she’s holding.
What are YOUR thoughts on the whereabouts of the missing IMAO bloggers?
Update: Frank J is allegedly at work.

IMAudiO listeners willl know why I think that this google map utility is really handy.
Update: It’s a utility for seeing where that hole you are wanting to dig straight through the Earth would exit (on the other side).

You dig?

There’s probably few out there who have missed the photo of the big black X CNN put on Cheney’s face the other day.
I’m sure there is a logical reason for it, computer bug?, nah. There seems to be even less to it than that. CNN production executives were just playing around. Goofing off.
I’ll show you.

See? An ‘X’ and ‘O’! These two monitors demonstrate the CNN people were probably simply playing a harmless game of Tic Tac Toe on a big monitor board. They forgot they were using the “live” monitor. See the “live monitor” sign?
I’ll back way up so’s I can show the rest of the board.

Continue reading ‘The X on Cheney Explained!’ »

Has Al-Zarqawi bought the farm?
Or is he merely leasing the farm, maybe with some sort of an option to purchase?
Perhaps he has only borrowed the farm so he can test drive the sheep, chickens etc.
But, I hope he’s permanently become Farmer Al. So he can take himself a long nap in the dirt.

An IMAO.US post! On the weekend. On Sunday, no less. What bravado! What daring-do!
What up?
Open thread for everything! (Except spam)

According to Glenn Reynolds, Andrew Sullivan is moving to TIME.COM.
I wonder if he’ll continue the endless “I’m a poor gay progressively moderate conservative/moderately conservative progressive blogger(*DOWWTUWIB)” pledge drive now that the Daily Dish is on Time.com.
Since. Time = Money. and all.
Which brings up the question- “Are Time magazine and Money magazine the same magazine?”
* Depending On Which Way The, Uh, Wind Is Blowing

This Last halloween, Vote for pedro.