To my knowledge, Frank J. has never had a Christmas themed banner before. Of course, he’s never had cobloggers or left somebody like me with admin. rights at Christmas either. So, I thought a seasonal modification would add some visual festivity. I know, some IMAO purists will say the NTM-IMAO banner is sacrosanct, but I think an insane snowman wielding a ninja sword is in keeping with the spirit of both the season and IMAO.

Thanks to Cadet Happy for making the image pretty close to spec. Snow on the letters might have been overkill anyway.
Archive of entries posted by spacemonkey
Media: Biased
In Other News, Pope: Catholic and Ted Kennedy: Drunk
I’d have thought the idea that the Media was biased to the left was fairly obvious(except to the Left who call it the SCLM or ‘So-Called Liberal Media”) but some eggheads did a study to see if it was anyway.
And it is. Color me shocked. Whatever color that might happen to be.
Ronin Thought of the Day
“To retreat before victory would be an act of recklessness and dishonor, and I will not allow it.”
The true samaurai knows that quitting is only winning if you define victory as being a loser. Those advocating “cut and run” should ‘cut’ open their own bowels and let them ‘run’ out onto the ground.
Death before dishonor!

Improvements!
Spacemonkey Running The Show Plus PJM Ads!
Carnival of Comedy Number XXXIII
The 33rd Carnival of Comedy is up at Right Wing Testimonial. but it’s not finished. He’s got some excuses:
I’ll add a fourth one:
But he at least followed the rules. Anyway, it’s up even though it’s a work in progress.
Update: DONE!
Weasel-Related Link of the Day
Nothing grabs my attention like a line like this.
These days, it takes only one small and insignificant explosion to run (sic) your weasel experiments.
Rather funny weasel related humour (he’s British) foullouws at The Trouser Quandary Resolution .
Yay! CoC Reminder Time!!!! W00T!
Carnival of Comedy Schedule:
Dec 15 – Right Wing Testimonial
Dec 22 – Cadet Happy
Dec 29 – Motopolitico
Want to enter? Go here, or here.
Religious Perspective
Frank J And Sarahk’s Hitching Day
Frank and Sarah are having the big wedding shindig today.
I was invited, and really wanted to go, but I had to decline. I had some family matters I had to take care of.
But apparently they are going to go ahead and have the thing anyway. Some of the other IMAO bloggers are going to be there, sort of a consolation prize I guess.
Congratulations Frank and Sarah! Thanks for soldiering on without me.
Wedding Roundup:
Bridezilla?
Congratulations, you’re dead.
When Bloggers Marry
IMAO.US: Your Award Winning Blog
Voting Update: Aside from a few who have more votes than us, we are utterly and totally destroying all the competition, with extreme prejudice! Thanks!
Remember a true IMAO-erican will vote daily from every computer they have access to.
I made some crappy looking mods to the ‘official’ 2005WA graphics, since we are nominated for two, count ’em TWO awards. Here they are in all their crappiness!
Ps: clicking the images will take you to the appropriate award voting post.
Carnival Of Comedy #32:
The Rules Were Made To Be Broken Edition
To: ALa
Rule breaker! Rule Breaker!
Now you’re just a mule… shaker.
To: Everyone
Ok I have no idea what that meant either.
But ALa did do a very nice job on the Carnival of Comedy in spite of the blatant and utterly unforgiveable rule breaking.
She added a nice touch with the ‘Rules Guys Wish Women Knew’. Even more fitting considering the upcoming heterosexual nuptials between Frank and Sarah.
Why not go over there to Blonde Sagacity, read the current carnival of comedy and call ALa a mule shaker or a rule breaker or something that rhymes with ‘ool acre’
Poll: US, GB, CESM, SK Agree With Frank About Torturing Terrorists
Interesting Poll finds broad approval of terrorist torture.
Most Americans and a majority of people in Britain, France and South Korea say torturing terrorism suspects is justified at least in rare instances, according to AP-Ipsos polling.
How about that? Even the Franch!
Note that Frank wrote this a few weeks ago.
I don’t like terrorists and I don’t know them, so they fit my strict guidelines for torture. They should be beaten, electrocuted, have bamboo shoots stuck under their fingernails, and anything else you can think of.
Ok, so by now you are thinking the same thing I am thinking. As the last few days pass before his (and of course Sarahk’s) wedding, is this the dawning of the Great Frankening which was foretold in prophecy?
Comedy Of Carnival Reminder
Hey sportsfans, Chadrafans and ceiling fans!
The Carnival of Comedy is approaching like some sort of runaway literary device.
This weeks host? Why it’s going to be Blonde Sagacity.
See?
Schedule:
Dec 8 – Blonde Sagacity
Dec 15 – Right Wing Testimonial
Dec 22 – Cadet Happy
Want to enter? Go here, or here.
Just a few days till carnival time!
Speaking Of Awards…
Umm… there’s also the Weblog Awards: Where we are nominated for something called Best Podcast.
And also something called Best Humor/Comics Blog
Yay!

