First the ‘fake but accurate’ Nat. Guard memos. Then inaccurate miner survival reporting. Now it’s happening again. I’m sure you are as shocked and saddened as I was to find out the flaming mouse story has been found to be false.

Pretty soon it’ll be that I can’t believe anything I read in print.

I’m beginning to wonder if I can even believe anything that I write. Well, if I do a retraction on this later, we’ll know what happened. I’m just glad we here at IMAO didn’t report anything on this now shamefully debunked ‘mouse burnt down the house’ story.
At least our journalistic integrity is intact.

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Hey look! The Sixth Annual Weblog Awards are taking nominations! They have a podcast category this time! So… you know… whatever…

Also, I am wearing pants! It’s a gesture that most of the people at work really seem to appreciate.
I will update this post as situations warrant.

You know you did. But I didn’t forget. No siree.
Ok, well, I DID forget, but now I’ve all remembered what I forgot. And what was it that I forgot to remember and remembered to not forget to remember… then…ok, I think I confiused myself there. Anyway I remembered.
I remembered to tell the likes of you that it is not just a new year, it is also a new month. Which, of course, means it is now time once again to do your patriotic duty and vote for the IMAO Podcast on PodcastAlley.com.
Hooray for IMAOpodcast!
And why should you vote For IMAudiO? For one thing our podcasts are smarter than the average bear, shinier than the average teenagers face and…
there’s podcast news.in our IMAudiO (formerly IMAO Podcast) Forum

Continue reading ‘You Thought I Had Forgot.’ »

I just read this from the New Criterion, it’s written by a Canadian conservative (yes, they exist). It’s a little long but is very good writing, and is extremely good thinking about the state of our world and western civilization’s coming collapse because the non-western world (you know the one) is out breeding us. It makes me almost feel sorry for those nonbreeding Europeans. Almost
The rest of us need to go ahead and buy all the guns, ammo and canned goods we can afford. And of course make all the red state babies we can.
RTWT.
Update: Taking Christianity, which nurtured western civ., to them would be a great plan also.
Update 2: Apparently the New Criterion is over their bandwidth budget for January. The google cache for the article is here
Ht to Right Wing Testimonial for the link to the cache.
Update 3: Now Steyn’s article is on OpinionJournal (thanks Grepon), and it looks way better than the cache. And it’s still in English instead of Farsi! For a limited time.

In 2006 I resolve:
To fully and completely obey the law… of gravity.
To never, ever, wake up grumpy in the morning. I’m getting her an alarm clock.
To buy a really funny T-Shirt.
To wear hats more. And to wear more hats. Why does one always seem to be the limit?
To end my contant search for Waldo. He’s an adult. If he wants to hide, I say let him hide.
To find a regular feature I can write regularly and become the hack everyone expects of me.
To become famous and wealthy.
To become even more famous and even wealthier still.
To become so unbelievably famous and unbelievably wealthy that I have no time or notice for people who are still languishing at that first level of wealth and fame. People will say “I don’t believe you are this famous and wealthy.” I won’t blame or, for that matter, notice them. It WILL be hard to believe.
To own my own island where I will build a secret lair to launch a diabolical scheme and A) take over the world and B) establish democracies with capitalistic economies everywhere. I figure one scheme should do it. I’ve done my homework.
To eat more roughage.

John Hawkins has a regular feature on RightWingNews on which he answers,on seperate posts, questions submitted by his readers on the presvios day.
Its kind of like IMAO’s “Ask Ducky” but without RightWingDuck and all the inherant rightwingduckiness associated with that.
He (John Hawkins) usually posts this feature named “Q & A Fridays” on random days of the week but this time he has posted it on of all days, a Friday. He delivers a great sarcastic answer to this question. Do You Think Right Wing News Helps The Conservative Cause?
Actually, the full question was “John, in all seriousness, do you think your site, www.rightwingnews.com, helps your cause?”
But his answer to the question is as masterful an example of sarcasm as I’ve seen lately.

Happy New Year to all of you weirdoes out there from all of us weirdoes in here.

Hopefully this new year, 2006, will witness the final days, hours, minutes and ever weakening, rasping breaths of the Democratic Party.

Thanks to Cadet Happy for the great title image.

Wow, Frank’s back and the rest of us have practically clammed up I wonder if there’s a connection. Closing with another chicken/road type joke.

Q. Why did the the Democrat cross the road?

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Poll: Should bush be impeached?
Saw this was linked to by a slew of left wing blogs and I thought it my duty as keeper of the keys to IMAO.US to sound the call out to the conservative side of the ‘sphere. So if you hear something, that’s me calling.
Look how the moonbat left is doing! And look how MSNBC divided the “No’ side into two answers in a vain attempt to divide and conquer us. Hmm, good thing there’s no media bias. Or there’d just be three different ways to say “Yes’ and an “I’m an idiot opton.”

Let’s get the word out and make this scientifically invalid poll as unscientifically valid as we can make it.
So vote your conscience and by that I mean vote for the one that makes Bush look the best.