In my sudden rise to the top of humanity, chronicled here, I seem to have forgotten some of the little people who’ve made a contribution or at least commented notifying me about my huge and lifechanging success.
I shall rectify those little people right now.

• Rachel emailed my right after it happened and also posted about it.
• Stew Magoo commented on FSMC telling me about it!
• James, who has no blog that I am aware of to link to, was nice enough to comment on this post here telling me a URL where I could find the video.

Thanks little people!

Bomb, bomb, bomb.
Bomb, bomb Iran

C’mon, what kind of loser links to a quiz?
I’d better clarify that, I guess. What kind of loser links to a non-genius, non-patriotism, non-Ted-Kennedy’s-love-child quiz? What kind of loser links to a “what kind of_____ (that means fill in the blank) are you” quiz?
A Puppy blending, traffic hoarding, podcasting one. That’s what kind.
What’s next are we going to find out what kind of bread he likes with his breakfast? His favorite jelly flavor? His toast/butter preference? (I think I must be hungry) Is he going to set up one of those avatar thingies with the current weather?
Update: Now he thinks HE brought the quiz’s image server down? Hubris!

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Yep I’m like, famous and stuff now. You could probably say I’ve hit the big time. Alt least, that’s what I’ve been telling folks anyway.
Doubt my claim af utter and sudden fame-itude? Go here to see the video.
I don’t understand why there was no link (liberal bias) but hey I guess that’s what them novice MSM type self-described “bloggers” do. We big timers can’t be stooping… well to say what I’d be stooping to would be stooping to it.
And I’m anything, it’s not a stooper. Stupid, maybe. Stooper, no.

According to Mensa (the smart folk society) if you get 19 of the riddles right on this test you, my egg head friend, are a friggin’ genius.
Actually, the test doesn’t measure friggin-ness, just genius-ness.
Want to know how I did? Don’t look below the fold till after you take the test.
And it takes a while, but I’ll wait right here for you.

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So Ray Nagin says New Orleans should be rebuilt as a chocolate city and will be a chocolate city. I can’t fault him for that. I love chocolate.  But if N.O. is to be chocolate, would anyone be upset if I were to suggest that it be not just any old chocolate but a rich dark chocolate, you know with only racially pure chocolate beans? You know, the good stuff, made from fresh chocolate beans.
Much of the chocolate I see walking the streets looks like a light milk chocolate, maybe even a chocolate vanilla swirl and isn’t strong and fullbodied like the darkest dark chocolate.  A pure chocolate New Orleans could be made pure and kept pure by some sort of a Chocolate Cleaning Club, or a CCC for short. The Chocolateers of the CCC could ride in the daylight wearing some sort of dark robes, maybe nice headdress as well, and strike fear into any lighter impurities that might wander in and be found in the chocolate from time to time.
Unfortunately for Nagin, there’d be no place for people of, dare I say it, a neopolitan heritage like himself in the reborn Big Eboneasy. But I’m sure some peppermint mocha town like Atlanta or a moosetracks burg like Seattle would welcome him.

Now I don’t know if it was a specifically a crook or a liar that posted this on Crooks and Liars, and in the broader scheme of things it really doesn’t matter, but apparently Chris Matthews, long time leftist mouthpiece, has gone and compared everyone’s favorite 9/11 movie mastermind, Michael Moore, to everyone’s favorite 9/11 live action mastermind, Osama Bin Laden.

There’s video and a partial transcript.

Matthews: I mean he sounds like an over the top Michael Moore here, if not a Michael Moore. You think that sells…

OBL’s comment that Matthews was comparing to MM, and this is from the BBC’s transcript of the tape, was this:

There is no defect in this solution other than preventing the flow of hundreds of billions to the influential people and war merchants in America, who supported Bush’s election campaign with billions of dollars.

Preposterous! I can’t imagine words like this coming from MM’s lips. Sounds more like something Dean would say and MM would repeat.
Mr. Crook or Mr. Liar, (he posts anonymously, coward) waxes hypothetical about the repercussions if the comparison was different.

If he compared a conservative figure to Osama what do you think would happen?

Umm… you’d be parroting it, selling T-shirts with a direct quote and getting a Chris Matthews tattoo? That’s my guess. I can ponder too. What if he compared a sitting American President to a dead WW2-era, narrow mustached, German dictator? What would happen, then? Boy, I wonder. I’m just glad we don’t live in a world where idiotic unfair comparisons like that could ever happen.

Chris Matthews owes Michael Moore an apology and fast.

Or what? Mikey will eat him? Why get all defensive about MM anyway? The slam was clearly intended to be against Dialysis boy, not  Dying-for-a-twnkie boy. Osama is the one who’s being smeared here.

If anything, I think OBL deserves an apology too.  At least Osama has offered another truce, that’s more than I can say for Mikey.

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