Except for Laurence Simon who arguably has no life, all the other IMAO bloggers are MIA (thats Missing or InActive in this context).
Where are they?
My thoughts:
Harvey, after eating a delicious hot bowlfull of ABC’s and 123’s soup in his jacuzzi, got his entire body stuck in his ginormous beard. Don’t worry Harv, somebody will be along to shave you!
RightWingDuck is being detained at Taco Bell where he allegedly ‘dropped the chalupa’ in the middle of the dining room. TBBP (Taco Bell Border Patrol) officials are holding him until they setltle on who will do the dna testing on the ‘beans’.
Cadet happy sadly, is dead. He photoshopped the wrong guy/gal to look funny-sweet-shoes/tramptacular this time. He paid the ultimate price for his art. Good ridda-um…I mean goodbye dear friend.
Sarahk is somewhere in a bridal boutique trying to find the perfect wedding… something or other. (I’m a guy, it’s ALL something or other)
Frank J is waiting in the car for Sarahk at the bridal boutique, unconscious from lack of food and water OR worse, he’s INSIDE the boutique with sarahk, contemplating chewing off the arm of the hand she’s holding.
What are YOUR thoughts on the whereabouts of the missing IMAO bloggers?
Update: Frank J is allegedly at work.