Pandas

I have no desire to know the spawning habits of celebrities or pandas
But I hate pandas more. I really hate pandas.
The cloning of a dog meriting Time’s top invention of the year is bogus.
Let me know when scientists can clone a panda so headlines like this are a thing of the past.
“Hey, a baby panda just passed its first medical tests!”
“Who cares… we have a whole factory full of panda embryos growing.”
“Oh. Okay. Wanna go get a pandaburger?”
“Nah. I’m in the mood for panda fajitas.”

Because I hate headlines about pandas as much as I hate the pandas themselves.