With apparently everyone already having known about Joe Wilson’s wife secret agent status except for Patrick Fitzgerald, there are obviously some leak problems. When I hear secret information has been disclosed, I always think of the same suspect: Jesus! Jesus has access to all classified information, and, since he’s always popping up in things like tortillas, he has plenty of ways to secretly leak that information.
If you see Jesus, make sure to contact Patrick Fitzgerald. Also, hide your drug stash because seeing Jesus might mean the rapture has started.

Hooray! The new Harry Potter movie premieres today! And, if you’re like me, you’ve got Potter Fever! The symptoms of which are:
* Irritable mood swings.
* Blood in your stool.
* Loss of sense of purpose.
* Projectile vomiting.
* Respiratory trouble.
* Violent hallucinations.
If you have all that, no reason to call Dr. House; you’re infected with Potter Fever and the only cure is to go see the movie! I already pre-ordered tickets for the DLP showing (no cigarette burns for me) at the local cinema. I hear this one is quite different from the book, though. For one thing, the pictures will move. Also, while the book was almost all text, there will be very little reading in the movie. Furthermore, I can’t take it to the can or whap my cat with it. Despite the differences of the movie from the book, I’m sure I’ll enjoy it (currently, Rotten Tomatoes has it at 89%!).
One thing, though, this one is rated PG-13. Here is a list of what’s in the movie that might not be appropriate for children. Another thing I’d add to the list is that I might be there, and I’ll hurt your children if they make noise.
Potter Mania! Yay!

But what’s a “peek-a-boo babydoll”?
Anyway, click the link for more information on OSM from Iowahawk. I promise that, when I get my yacht, I’ll let you all look at it.

This is a must read.
(Thanks to Michelle Malkin)

NAACP chief makes switch to GOP
Go ahead and have some headline fun in the comments.

Everybody seems so interested that the supposedly hawkish Democrat Representative Martha has suddenly called for an immediate withdrawal of troops (actually, not suddenly). Well, I remember when my roommate in college (who was in Navy ROTC) wrote an editorial in the local paper about how Martha has not been a good military supporter – and that was back in the 90’s if I recall correctly.
Of course, my roommate was working on Martha’s opponent’s campaign, but that’s neither here nor there.

Morning, sportsfans. One of the editors over at Baen was doing a “Why I would reject your manuscript” topic in Baen’s Bar for those who didn’t mind getting his or her feelings hurt. When she got to my reedited Superego, to my delight she said she wouldn’t reject it outright, and then passed the story on to another editor. The verdict came back that there was too much redundancy of the main character basically saying over and over, “I’m a sociopath.” Sounds like it might be salvagable after a decent amount of rewriting, but I’m going to leave it be for now. I am inspired instead to try writing some short stories (certainly shorter than Superego) before working on full novel. Those will probably be posted over at Baen’s Bar while I’ll just put up links here when I have one, and thus IMAO will remain devoted to humor for those who are worrying.
BTW, the first In My World™ compilation will be cool and done soon since I want your money. Also, I just love reading my old IMWs since they’re just so darn funny; I really am a humor god.