i’ll put most of this below the fold for those who haven’t yet seen the episode.
Archive of entries posted on 9th November 2005
The Green Puppy
Here’s a report of a dog giving birth to a puppy – and it was green!
Riddle: What did Glenn aka Instapundit aka The Puppy Blender say when he heard about a green puppy?
Post answer in comments section.
Have fun!!
Ask A Texan
“Well, as long as they’re not gay pandas, I reckon it’s fine by me.”
Woohoo!
Great News!!
My website is up and running again. Hurray for RightWingDuck!!
Oh, and the riots are still going on and other bad stuff is happening. But I can’t stop to think about that right now.
A Forecast For France
Looking across the pond, I found some funny. Its funny in a France-sure-is-easy-to-not-feel-sorry-for kind of way.
Here it is.
Short shameful confession
Yeah, the first thing I did was to check availability and prices for the Amman Grand Hyatt, Days Inn, and Radisson.
Looks like the Grand Hyatt just got yanked from the list. But the Radisson is still there and described as follows:
A 5 star full service property located just 2km from the city centre featuring a variety of spacious well equipped rooms and suites. The hotel also boasts 18 multi purpose conference rooms, Wings Club Bar & Oasis Lounge, in addition to 3 first class restaurants serving a wide variety of local and international food.
That’s very nice, Mr. Shatner, but how thick are the walls and… um… far is the room from the lobby?
Lessons Learned from Election Day, 2005
- Even on odd numbered years, there are elections.
- Some people actually care about the fate of New Jersey.
- If I step on my cat’s tail, she makes a sound that a cross between a monkey screech and chipmunk chatter.
- Arnold’s ads of, “Vote for my propositions or I will crush you! I am Arnold!” were not particularly effective.
- Some election days don’t have very many lessons.
Waking up in Texas
You know, I woke up this morning, yawned, stretched, but didn’t feel like my marriage was defended any more than when I went to bed.
However, I did find a bloodstain the size of a dollar coin on my pillow as a result of Michael Moore’s continued-but-diminished random spewing of venom and vile substances. I guess I need to put more gauze on my wounded face if I’m going to sleep on my right side.
Perhaps Texas can vote on an amendment to defend my face from Michael Moore?
Carnival of Comedy Reminder
Tommy at Almost Average will be hosting this week’s (tomorrow’s) Carnival of Comedy. In fact, I just NOW sent him the password and guidelines! Exciting isn’t it?
Since the carnival is tomorrow and the deadline is tonight, it’s not too late to bombard him with lots of last minute entries!
Go to the Conservative Cat’s Carnival Submission Page and bombard away!
Woe Be We!
In case you missed it (I did) there were election last night, and Republicans lost at everything! If these trends continue, there won’t be a single Republican holding an elected office by 2010 (except for Bloomberg, if that’s any consolation – and it isn’t). Glenn Reynolds blames everything on Terri Schiavo which is a little convenient since she’s dead… and, even before that, she was incapable of defending herself (which is why she’s now dead).
How can Republicans turn things around in time for next year? I’m thinking protests with large puppets. What do you think?
UPDATE: Yeah, I’m making things sound worse than they are. Come on; did we really want New Jersey?
