Lessons Learned from Election Day, 2005

  • Even on odd numbered years, there are elections.
  • Some people actually care about the fate of New Jersey.
  • If I step on my cat’s tail, she makes a sound that a cross between a monkey screech and chipmunk chatter.
  • Arnold’s ads of, “Vote for my propositions or I will crush you! I am Arnold!” were not particularly effective.
  • Some election days don’t have very many lessons.

13 Comments

  1. People in Maine like to pay extra taxes…since they passed 100 million dollars worth of bonds, which means we’ll have to pay about 120 million to pay the bonds=loans off. I guess I knew that, since the democrats have run a dictatorship up here for centuries.
    By the way, the did this at the same time as they cut one form of property tax. Some people are stupid.
    I guess the Maine motto is “yea! Insolvency!!!”

  2. Oh you are so wrong. This means liberalism is resurrgent and liberals are going to win back the House and the Senate and the Whitehouse and everything else those rascally conservatives have stolen from them since 1994. They say this, even though there was NO NET CHANGE in the proportion of Ds to Rs in any government body. I guess considering how pathetic they have become in recent years, treading water really is victory.

  3. Some lessons in the latest elections:
    Spend enough money and dumb people will vote for you.
    Any state where they espouse Arnold to be a member of the Far Right, is Far Left…
    Arnold missed his chance to regain the youth of California by not screaming “Beeeaaattyy!!” leaping on the aging Lothario and pistol whipping him.
    The media will virtually ignore any Democratic defeat: Anyone know who won the NYC mayoral race? Did the redistricting plan pushed by moveon.org and John Kerry make it in Ohio? I guess we will never know the answers to these questions…lol
    If a meteorite strikes LA it will be blamed on Bush, but if Bush builds an anti Meteor gun, it will immediately be called the Bush Gun of World Domination by the “Mainstream” media.
    As France moves toward chaos from roaming bands of Islamic thugs angry because of France’s social state, California tells the governor they want France’s social state. Sounds smart to me;)

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