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From what I’m hearing from those involved with IMAudiO (a.k.a. the IMAO Podcast) production, it’s doubtful you the fans will hear anything new from the IMAO Podcast by the Wednesday release date.
While you’re patiently waiting, here are some politically-conservative audio offerings on the Internet from friends of IMAO that you can listen to right now:

• Shelley The Republican analyzes the root causes of the French riots in her latest audio and asks “if Tom DeLay is found guilty, should conservatives riot because things didn’t go our way?”
• Our own Laurence Simon rips into an anti-Semite in the latest audio from Shire News Network, the audio wing of Silent Running, the premier Anglosphere blog from Down Under.
• Speaking of Down Under and Laurence Simon, you can hear Aussie Dave from IsraellyCool give shout outs to Lair, Yours Truly, and IMAO.
• Finally, there’s the relentlessly foul-mouthed Jim K. at Starkcast. Jim’s NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHILDREN show this week features audio from Satan’s recruitment video starring Hitler, Stalin, and Hillary (probably not the first time those three have been mentioned in the same sentence) at 24mins and 40secs into his show. I mention the “recruitment video” because I provide two of the voices, but the rest of the Starkcast is all Jim and you should send him your hate mail if you get offended.

What are your suggestions for other political conservative audio on the Internet? Please leave them in the Comments
UPDATE: Shelley the Republican (now going by the cool moniker of “STR”) acknowledged the hat tip from me on her blog just before she posted some interesting stats on violence in the ten most populous Muslim nations. Good read, STR!

Kos has been all over all of Bush’s lies and coverups, and now he’s revealing how the US has been using chemical weapons on civilians in Iraq. When will Bush kill Kos before he reveals more of the truth? This government sponsored murder seems long overdue.

If you’re like me, then you have more than likely been following the French riots and wondering, “How long before France figures out how to surrender the same piece of land twice?”
For those of you who aren’t in the loop on this, young Muslim men (or as the press calls them -“youths”) in Paris are rioting and causing mayhem. They have done so for 12 straight days. See, the end of Ramadan is traditionally celebrated by young Muslims with the traditional Lighting of French Police Cars. This has been met by some resistance from a certain segment of the French population — mainly police.
Many observations have been offered, and they basically come in a few flavors.
Flavor One: France was asking for this by allowing so much immigration and then not allowing them to assimilate into society. These “youths” are being portrayed as disenfranchised and outcast. I don’t blame them for being angry. Being told by French Society that you just don’t fit in? Isn’t that like having Michael Moore call you Mr. Fatty Fat Fat?
Flavor Two: The French are too secular for Muslims and are creating tension because of this. Critics note the banning of the Muslim headscarf, and crosses, and anything that resembles like it might be spiritual. Personally, I feel they went to far when they banned Frisbees because people might mistake them for UFO’s.
Flavor Three: HAHAHAHAHAHHA. It must be weird watching those “youths” burn all those white flags, huh? Oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
In France’s defense, they ARE taking a few steps to stop all the rioting. In fact, they have imposed a curfew. So not only are these rioters causing destruction — but they’re also up past their bedtime! French police hope to achieve victory as soon as these young men get sleepy.
In the interest of international relations — and having a laugh at someone else’s expense — but mostly in the interest of international relations — I’d like to offer some solutions for the French. Granted — none of these solutions are perfect, but I hope that these suggestions can work as a starting point.
RWD’s Solutions for dealing with young, rioting, disaffected “youths”.
Solutions. Midnight Sports Leagues
Basketball:
Advantages: Basketball is growing in popularity in Europe. More kids are playing it now more than ever before!
Disadvantages: We don’t need yet another European team that can beat the Men’s U.S. Olympic team.
Soccer:
Advantage: Everyone (who is not American) loves soccer. Good cardiovascular exercise.
Disadvantages: They prefer a Jewish head instead of a soccer ball. Other down side — Soccer Riots. Which technically would put them back at square one.
Solution: Put the rioters in prison.
Advantages: A safer society with the criminals out of the way. They can work on crafts and learn a trade.
Disadvantages: Criminals might discover Islam.
A bit of Good news. Paris is still a hot vacation spot.
Bad news, it’s for terrorists who are stressed out fighting in Iraq.
Tariqu: I’m stressed out. We’re doing horribly.
Abdul. Don’t worry. We’ll send the DNC some press releases on how awful the US is doing. That wil lincrease morale and bring fresh recruits.
Tariq: I’m just tired. I think I need a vacation. How about Paris?
Abdul: Great idea! We’ll walk the Rue De Surrender and maybe even burn a few cars. It’ll be good for us.
So that means that it could be time to start thinking about –
Requesting International Help.
There are a few candidates:
Help from America.
Disadvantage: That Save Your Butt Twice Get The Third Butt Saving Free coupon expired — when did it expire — oh yeah, when they stabbed us in the back on Iraq.
Another Factor: Does France have any oil?
Help from Holland:
Advantage: Is gearing up a battle with it’s own Muslim (oops — I mean youth) population.
Disadvantage: Want to have more brothels for tired troops.
Another Disadvantage: Their wooden shoes are flammable.
Help From Spain:
Advantage: Good ally. Lives nearby.
Disadvantage: The Spanish army is rusty. It’s been a while since they ran from a good fight.
There are no perfect solutions in all of this. Please, if you have any suggestions, we welcome them in the comments section.
Remember, France is a friend to America. Let’s do all we can.

Okay, so some of you know I’ve had a abscess-boil thing on my jawline for a week or so. It’s not particularly painful, but it is a discomfort when it comes to walking around, yawning, and other jolting motions.
Based upon it’s gigantic size, reddish exterior, infected interior, revolting alteration of the landscape of the right side of my face like his gross distortion of the conservative side of politics, and unwanted presence, I named it Michael Moore. I thought about calling it Ted Rall, but the bloody impressions upon the bandages I’ve changed out and the milky-red oozings in the sink actually look better than his cartoons.
I’ve been taking some very powerful antibiotics for Michael, and they’ve been working great. So good, that I’ve managed to mess up the bathroom mirror twice with long sprays of gore and bloody grime in cleaning the revolting abomination. (Which, once again, looked better than Rall cartoons.)
Anyway, the official drainage ceremony of Michael Moore was yesterday, performed by my favorite medical professional the health plan provideth.
During this drainage ceremony, the cleaning of the revolting object was described as “wonderful” and “great” and at one point “beautiful.”
I can understand than when you compare just having to squeeze and lightly swab an infection which antibiotics are working well upon to one that would need a needle or knifework to access would be “easy” or “optimal” or possibly “good.” But to describe an eruption of pus and blood that fills three gauze pads as “beautiful” sounds like a molestation of the language to me.
“Are you faint?” I was asked. “Do you need to lie back for a moment?”
“No, I’m just stunned at your choice of words, that’s all,” I said. “I’m not sure the word beautiful can be applied to such a process.”
So now I’ve got a smaller aberration on my jawline, a slimmed-down version of Michael Moore like the slimmed-down post-fatfarm Moore that’s sure to whale up the moment his limo passes those Golden Arches. To finish him off, I’ve gotten a heat/cold pack that works in the microwave.
I dream of being able to chew gum again. Yup. Can’t chew gum. That irritates Michael Moore, because it’s sugar-free gum and not, say, a dozen Big Macs.
Thanks a lot, Michael Moore.

Apparently some guy put in our comments back in September to put our money where our mouth is about global warming. Problem is, I don’t remember getting any comments in the past couple months. Also, whether there is global warming or not, I really don’t care. Can I bet a bag of ice if I’m wrong?
BTW, I did buy the novel State of Fear. I hope Chrichton’s alarmism about global warming alarmism will be more accurate than in his alarmism about Japanese businesses taking over in Rising Sun.

I ran the URL of a website other than IMAO that I’m affiliated with through the Gematriculator and received a result that I’m certain will be a shock to many:

According to the Gematriculator website “Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God’s watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.”
Sadly, the Gematriculator says that IMAO on average has significantly more evil:

Don’t get me wrong, IMAO still gets an acceptable grade in goodness but since the Gematriculator gave the other website that I’m a principal player on a 99% rating, I have to wonder who in IMAO is dragging down that goodness average?
I suppose you will all rush to cast the first stone in the Comments