oh crap, Frank’s never going to let me pretend to be him for the outro of the podcast again!

i forgot to say those three little words at the end…
so here, i say it now.
BE ORNERY ROMANS!

New Jersey Slogan

AP reports that New Jersey is looking for a new slogan.
Oh, and the deadline is today.
Hurry up! Suggest something!
(My suggestion: “Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”)

You Vote or I Cut You!

Since SarahK got together a great podcast for you (actually, I haven’t heard it, yet), you go vote for her to be Queen of Hearts on the blogger deck or cards. She’s in fourth place, but I know my readers can make the difference.
GO NOW!

IMAO for the Non-Deaf #19
47,000 Channels and Nothing On

The latest IMAO Podcast is up! This week, the IMAO gang take you through TV land (and Maine)! In this episode…

Harvey’s Fun Facts about Maine!
Previews of all the mid-season replacement shows!
and lots of ads, including one for a product offered by a former president!
and more…

AS-Time

According to Glenn Reynolds, Andrew Sullivan is moving to TIME.COM.
I wonder if he’ll continue the endless “I’m a poor gay progressively moderate conservative/moderately conservative progressive blogger(*DOWWTUWIB)” pledge drive now that the Daily Dish is on Time.com.
Since. Time = Money. and all.
Which brings up the question- “Are Time magazine and Money magazine the same magazine?”
* Depending On Which Way The, Uh, Wind Is Blowing

Ask Santa!!

Hello Gang,
RightWingDuck here with a special exclusive. As you know, we here at IMAO have friends in powerful places. Just the other day, I was given the best meal in the joint just because of my powerful connections – AND I was able to supersize it.
Well, it turns out that Santa Claus and I are now back on speaking terms. Sure, he was a bit sore at me from that incident in 1988 where my dad pulled a shotgun on him, but what would YOU do if someone came down YOUR chimney.
Maybe we went a bit far when we took all his toys, but – in our defense – we were poor and greedy.
So, Santa and I have made up and guess what?
Guess? Stop being so lazy and take a guess -!!
That’s right! Santa Claus will be here at IMAO all week to answer your questions. Then he has to get out of here to go work on the Christmas stuff.
Is there something you always wanted to ask Santa? Now is your chance! Post in comments.
Go Ahead! ASK SANTA!!!
P.S. Oh, yeah. I still owe IMAO readers that last Ask Ducky. Oh, well. Maybe Santa and I will take turns answering questions.

DOINK DOINK!

anyone have a .wav file of the Law & Order DOINK DOINK sound effect?
UPDATE: thanks!

…And All Your Dreams Will Come True

This Last halloween, Vote for pedro.

Where’s My ‘Cast?

The new IMAudiO should be availble later today (SarahK was up ’till four in the morning editing). It looked really funny on paper, but I’ve yet to hear any soundclips other than what I recorded myself, so it will be a surprise to us all.
Be honorable, ronin.

Coffee

Sorry, no funny yet. We’re all still having coffee.
Funny later.
COFFEE, NOW!!!

IMAO Podcast #19 11-14-05

  1. Introduction
  2. Berkeley Law
  3. Vote No on 75
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts About Maine Part 1
  5. Sling Blade: Attorney at Law
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts About Maine Part 2
  7. CSI: Nome
  8. WeHireAliens.com
  9. WeHireIllegals.com
  10. A Very Brady Survivor
  11. Law & Order: Special People’s Unit
  12. Clinton Natural Gas
  13. Hail to the Hottie [Holy crap! It’s Obama!]
  14. Conclusion