You know, I woke up this morning, yawned, stretched, but didn’t feel like my marriage was defended any more than when I went to bed.
However, I did find a bloodstain the size of a dollar coin on my pillow as a result of Michael Moore’s continued-but-diminished random spewing of venom and vile substances. I guess I need to put more gauze on my wounded face if I’m going to sleep on my right side.
Perhaps Texas can vote on an amendment to defend my face from Michael Moore?
a bloodstain the size of a dollar coin
Yeah, but was it the same strange shape? Did it look like Susan B. Anthony or Sacajawea (or however we’re spelling her name this year)?
Your Michael Moore reminds me of that movie “How to get ahead in advertising”.
Anyone ever see it?
Did you see any special images in the stain? Like the virgin mary, or elvis? You could get a lot out of that pillowcase on ebay for that.
Well, not from me. I’ve got my own pillowcases.
You sleep on your right side? How do you draw your pillow pistol? Shame shame shame to leave yourself and family at the mercy of night marauders.
Or are you secretly … gasp … a lefty???!!
there’s no burning sensation when, well, you know, is there?
Its funny about Liberals like Michael Moore; I often wonder how touchy feely he would be if he was stuck in Donner pass over the winter with nothing but a pocket knife and 3 sickly vegetarian members of his personal staff;)