Ask A Texan

“Well, as long as they’re not gay pandas, I reckon it’s fine by me.”

6 Comments

  1. “Thailand rented Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui from China for US$250,000 in October 2003 for 10 years.”
    This is like prostitution, pimping, voyeurism, and animal-fetish pornography all rolled together. I think I’ll start renting pandas for a living. Then maybe I’ll expand into koalas and sloths. By the way, does anyone know where I can get my hands on some pandas, koalas and sloths? Oh my!

  2. Being in the panhandle of Texas where there’s nothing as far as the eye can see I couldn’t get passed the Victoria Secret’s ad off to the right when I clicked the link. If they’re being reffered to as “pandas” now, well, she’s got a nice pair but still $250,000 is a bit steep. I bet she’s from Vegas. Expensive little trick turner charging 250k for her pandas! What’s next!?!?!

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