How’s this for a recipe?
Take this story reporting how the Pentagon is wanting a new generation of smaller, cheaper nukes.
Then add liberally this plan to crash a small payload on the moon.
What’s it a recipe for? Why, sarahk’s pasta salad. Mmmmm, carbs.
No, where’ve you been? It’s Nuke the Moon. That’s what!
Fearless leader’s plan for world peace could finally be within our grasp. To think, we might actually nuke the moon in our lifetime, maybe even this week!
Boy, Frank J. doesn’t get nearly the credit he deserves. Ok, maybe he does, but still, he’s a true visionary. The dream nears.
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IMAO Quoted on MSNBC!
Apparently, the staff at MSNBC’s new show Connections: Coast To Coast found something quotable to quote from IMAO since it became a group blog. That’s correct, RightWingDuck got quoted on TV. Go Ducky! They also quoted the Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. tagline. Go Frank!
Did you see it, NO? I missed it too.
But fear not, fellow ronin, all is not lost. For Trey Jackson of Jackson’s Junction has more details and he even has a video clip of the segment where they quote IMAO.
I noticed the MSNBC graphic listed the URL as IMAO.COM instead of IMAO.US. I guess CBS has hired up all the competent fact checkers in an effort to prevent another Rathergate and the other networks are suffering for it.
IMAO readers probably ought to pay this show some more attention since it has demonstrated excellent taste in blogs. And it’s time for a round of back-slapping.
Update: MSNBC links correctly and directly to IMAO.US, here. (Scroll down.)
Update2: This was what was quoted.
Might not be all bad, though. If you show up at the polls and the lines are long — you can always find a good game of Three Card Monte.
A Simple Solution To Overseas Job Outsourcing
I would like to offer what I find to be a very simple common sense solution to a problem of the day. Who says solutions have to be complicated or even nuanced? Not me, that’s for sure.
Our featured problem: Overseas Job Outsourcing
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Obligatory “Hello” Post
Hello. My name is spacemonkey. What is your name? Nice to meet you.
Change Is…Not What It Used To Be
With all the changes going on here at IMAO I thought it would be a good idea to expound on the intrinsic value of change. Then, I thought better of it, but ended up writing it anyway.
Foam Finger Fun
Foam fingers are a lot of fun. You can hold them up and without saying a word express to the world the opinion that your team is number 1. They come designed in a surprisingly wide variety suited to express other sentiments as well. These other sentiments range from a gnarly ‘hang loose’ to a tender ‘I love you’ to well… another, one finger communication.