How’s this for a recipe?
Take this story reporting how the Pentagon is wanting a new generation of smaller, cheaper nukes.
Then add liberally this plan to crash a small payload on the moon.
What’s it a recipe for? Why, sarahk’s pasta salad. Mmmmm, carbs.
No, where’ve you been? It’s Nuke the Moon. That’s what!
Fearless leader’s plan for world peace could finally be within our grasp. To think, we might actually nuke the moon in our lifetime, maybe even this week!
Boy, Frank J. doesn’t get nearly the credit he deserves. Ok, maybe he does, but still, he’s a true visionary. The dream nears.
I wholly endorse this proposal.
FIRST!
In my government class, we’ve been talking about Congress and free-riders and all that. Maybe we could tack this on as a free-rider to the bill, or whatnot.
What if the moon launches a retalitory strike?
There actually was a plan in the 1950’s for the US Air Force to nuke the moon.
Here’s a page about it
http://www.rense.com/general/nukemoon.htm
Wouldn’t it be a lot more cost-effective to nuke, say, Damascus? We could blame it on a Palestinians work-related accident.
Ah, Nuke the Moon! I was actually wearing my Nuke the Moon t-shirt while working out this afternoon. The lady on the treadmill next to me seemed very disturbed by it. She moved two machines away from me. Luddite!
I was also looking at my picture that’s still posted in your old t-shirt gallery. Dang, I was fat back then!
It brings tears to my eyes, knowing that the ultimate goal is now within reach. I’m all choked up…