Archive of entries posted on 4th February 2005

IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! DEMOCRATS VOTED AGAINST GONZALES BECAUSE OF HATRED OF LATINOS!!!

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MUST CREDIT IMAO!!! TELL EVERYONE!!!
From a reputable source, I got these quotes from the voting floor of the Senate while Alberto Gonzales was being voted on:
Hillary Clinton: “I’ve been against Mexicans ever since my husband banged every single illegal immigrant maid we ever hired!”
Byrd: “Hispanics! I almost hate them as much as ni… What do you mean ‘shut up’?”
Obama: “The white man and the black man are equal in the eyes of God… but the Latino is an inferior race!”
Kennedy: “We need more Latinos dying in Iraq, not serving in cabinets!”
Kerry: “I just hate the name ‘Gonzales’! His brother speedy stole all the cheese from my factory and hurt my cat Sylvester! And, even though I lost the election, I still served in Vietnam!”
Reid: “While I was in Searchlight, a young boy came up to me with a skateboard under his arm saying, ‘When I grow up, I want to hate Mexicans as much as you.’ I told him that will take lots of effort such as this vote today.”
Boxer: “I have to deal with those damn Latinos in my state all the time; I don’t want them in Washington too!”
So, it’s clear that the vote against Gonzales was only because Democrats hate all Latinos.
HUGE SUPER BIG NEWS!!! TELL EVERYONE AND CREDIT IMAO!!!

Let’s Read FOX News’s Webpage Together

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Sorry, didn’t think of anything to post today. I guess I could check the news and comment…
Top story of the FOX News webpage: Astronomers Discover ‘Hot Spot’ on Saturn
Okay, slow news day. Anyway, ends up the south poll of Saturn is hot. So, if you plan on visiting there, pack some short sleeve shirts.
Other headlines at FOX News… Rice Says Iran Attack ‘Not on Agenda’
Apparently is got penciled out in favor of a luncheon with Egypt.
Annan Orders Disciplinary Action After Report
Let me guess: we’re going to later find photos of him in a hotel room with a prostitute with a whip… all paid for with money meant for starving African children.
Still not inspired to write anything… oh! There is some fun on the sidebar.
Marine General: ‘It’s Fun to Shoot Some People’
Well, duh.
Rumsfeld: I Offered to Resign Twice
Holy. Wait a sec as I read this one.
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Man, I don’t know what to say about that. Maybe I’ll save it for an In My World™.
Gonzales Confirmed as Attorney General
Whoa. Complete missed that. 60-36 was the vote, which means the torturing Mexican was still more popular than Ashcroft. And the Dems didn’t have the balls to filibuster. Ha!
I know they’re saving it for something. Those crafty Dems…
Actually, they haven’t been crafty at all lately… or they’re just trying to get me to put my guard down. Well, it won’t work. I’ll…
Heh heh. My kitty is playing with the fake plants. Heh. Stupid kitty.
Aww. Now she’s sleeping. Are you a sleepy little cat? Are you?
Oh yeah. You guys are still here. Sorry; it’s a day off from work and I’m just not inspired to write anything today. I’ll be funny later.
May have a paradigm shift coming up, though…
UPDATE: Just check the roll call on the Gonzales vote. Liberman was one of the few Democrats voting for him. Any chance of him jumping ship? I still hold up the offer of trading Specter for him. Hell, I’ll throw in Hagel at no extra charge.
Anyway, we need to come up with phoney quotes for each Democrat senator saying the reason that they voted against Gonzales is because he’s Hispanic. It’s out duty as Republicans!
And if you’re not a Republican, it’s just fun!