Dude, I’m Like Totally an Ass

So, I wanted a drink to go with the cigar Harvey gave me, and I asked for a martini. There wasn’t any vermouth, so I settled for a rum and coke. But then, I guess they got vermouth and made a martini, but it was a dirty martini. It was realized that I didn’t like the taste of oilve juice, so a regular martini was made and I quickly finished the dirty one to get to the other.
Throw in a Bud beforehand, and, yeah, I’m an idiot.
Only the second time I’ve ever been drunk, made more the embarassing that it was in front of people I just met for the first time. I remembered most of it (including the double drunk post – left it double posted for that good drunk effect), but, when I sobered up before SarahK drove home, a number of incidents were described to me that I don’t remember. That’s scary to me. I’m smarter than that, and I’m not going to ever get drunk again.
Tammi was a great host, by the way. I really enjoyed meeting and talking with Harvey and Beloved Wife, Johnny – Oh, _Jon, Boudicca, Teresa, and LeeAnn and her husband and their dog. As I always say, blog people are good people – whether you’re sober or drunk. Hopefully they all didn’t say mean things about me on their blogs.
Anyway, just want to apologize for being a fool… when I didn’t mean to be.