Sorry, didn’t think of anything to post today. I guess I could check the news and comment…
Top story of the FOX News webpage: Astronomers Discover ‘Hot Spot’ on Saturn
Okay, slow news day. Anyway, ends up the south poll of Saturn is hot. So, if you plan on visiting there, pack some short sleeve shirts.
Other headlines at FOX News… Rice Says Iran Attack ‘Not on Agenda’
Apparently is got penciled out in favor of a luncheon with Egypt.
Annan Orders Disciplinary Action After Report
Let me guess: we’re going to later find photos of him in a hotel room with a prostitute with a whip… all paid for with money meant for starving African children.
Still not inspired to write anything… oh! There is some fun on the sidebar.
Marine General: ‘It’s Fun to Shoot Some People’
Well, duh.
Rumsfeld: I Offered to Resign Twice
Holy. Wait a sec as I read this one.
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Man, I don’t know what to say about that. Maybe I’ll save it for an In My World™.
Gonzales Confirmed as Attorney General
Whoa. Complete missed that. 60-36 was the vote, which means the torturing Mexican was still more popular than Ashcroft. And the Dems didn’t have the balls to filibuster. Ha!
I know they’re saving it for something. Those crafty Dems…
Actually, they haven’t been crafty at all lately… or they’re just trying to get me to put my guard down. Well, it won’t work. I’ll…
Heh heh. My kitty is playing with the fake plants. Heh. Stupid kitty.
Aww. Now she’s sleeping. Are you a sleepy little cat? Are you?
Oh yeah. You guys are still here. Sorry; it’s a day off from work and I’m just not inspired to write anything today. I’ll be funny later.
May have a paradigm shift coming up, though…
UPDATE: Just check the roll call on the Gonzales vote. Liberman was one of the few Democrats voting for him. Any chance of him jumping ship? I still hold up the offer of trading Specter for him. Hell, I’ll throw in Hagel at no extra charge.
Anyway, we need to come up with phoney quotes for each Democrat senator saying the reason that they voted against Gonzales is because he’s Hispanic. It’s out duty as Republicans!
And if you’re not a Republican, it’s just fun!
The Iran attack is not on the agenda at this point.
Who knew global warming could jump planets? (-8
Soon Uranus, Neptune & Pluto will start melting and flood the lower-laying planets.
Barbara Boxer (D – plastic surgeon’s office) on why she voted against confirming Alberto Gonzales as Attorney General: “He looks too much like the guy at the parking garage who dented my car door the last time I was in San Francisco.”
KKK Byrd on why he voted against confirming Gonzales as AG: “We must have an all white male government! Judge Gonzales is better suited to washing dishes as the Capital Grille with the other mehicanas!”
John Kerry, on why he voted against Alberto Gonzales: “I had no problem at all with Alberto Gonzales, until I realized he was being nominated for Attorney General, rather than Guy Who Fetches Senators Drinks.”
Statements regarding vote against Gonzales for AG:
Kerry (D-North Viet Nam) “Since I actually won the election I felt obligated to vote against the usurpers nominees. In addition to my no vote I nominated Johnny Cochran to be the AG of my administration.”
Kennedy (AA-MA) “I reviewed all of the Hispanics that I personally know; my landscaper, maid, and handyman; and decided that Hispanics are not capable of acting with this level of responsibility. Plus I can never understand a word they say.”
Byrd (KKK-WV) “During my formative years we only worried about Blacks and Joooos. This was merely prioritizing and in no way should be taken as an endorsement of Hispanics. Given time we would have gotten to them.”
Chris Dodd said, and I quote…
“What is at stake here is whether he has demonstrated to the Senate of the United States that he will open more Taco Bells! The duties of the office to which he’s been nominated, specifically whether he will enforce the “Eat the Worm” laws of the United States of Mexico…uh, America and uphold the value meal upon which those soft taco’s prices are based. Regrettably, and disturbingly in my view, Alberto Gonzales has fallen short, because Mexicans aren’very tall to begin with, of meeting this most basic and fundamental standard,” Dodd said. Then he went crazy and started making out with Senator Boxer which was pretty hot just like Mexican food.
Robert Byrd
I would rather die a thousand deaths the let this mongrel wetba…I mean torturer become Attorney General. Where am I?
Barbara Boxer
I like shiny things.
Dennis Kucinich
This whole proceeding is a farce. There is no telling how deep the corruption of this man runs. The President lied and led this country to war… this would continue on until the meds wore off but you get the idea.
Ted Kennedy
I luuuuuv you guyzzz. hic No really…you and me pal. Thas the way iz gunna be. No…no…no…huh? He’s a wha? A hicMessican? Oh no…OH NO! I think he looks like that guy from Chips. Nooooooo I do not feel like a swim Senator FFFFrissst. You guyzzz are the bestest fffriends I ever had….shut up.
John Kerry must be read very slowly.
As I said in June, July, August, September and December I’ll say it again, I actually did vote to confirm him…before I voted against him.
Barbara Boxer (D – CA) “Hispanic? I didn’t realize he was hispanic. I voted against him because he’s Mexican…”
I meant to start the Kerry one off with “When I was in Vietnam…” but I forgot.
Rice: The attack on Iran is off the table because there are other countries that need to be disciplined first. I’m looking at you, Finland.
Kerry (Former Senator from Vietnam)-
“I already said we shouldn’t outsource our jobs to Mexico and– I just told you, I don’t care if he is here legally!”
More comments:
Murray (AQ-WA)”We don’t need more divisive cabinet members. We need people who unite and improve thier communities. People who build roads, hospitals, and day care centers. People like Osama bin-Laden.”
Corzine (D-Sopranos) “The last thing my constitutents want is some one who will actually enforce laws. Voting for him could cost me more than my senate seat.”
Clinton (D-Varies) “What? You beleived from my recent speeches that I was actually moving to the center? What a gullible bunch.”
Obama (D-AFL-CIO) “He needs to be taught that minorities must be liberal. In addition I am casting a retroactive vote against Clarence Thomas.”
FrankJ, here’s an idea.
Write about your adventures in Doom 3.
I like Liberman, if the dems had been smart enough to run him against Bush, he’d probably be president today.
Kennedy…
“Whoa, tequila kicks my butt. I hear this stuff comes from Mexico just like that new Attorney General Jose Gonzales or whatever. I should have voted for him because then maybe I could trick him into eating the worm. What officer, no I haven’t been drinking”
Kennedy: “That’s right Chico, I voted against you. And I’d like that margarita glass salted if you would.”
I voted against him because this one time, at band camp…or somewhere, I threatned to have him deported if he did not service my needs like only a tasty brown man can. But he had this disgusted look on his face, and it was over in about 45 seconds and afterwords I started calling him “Speedy” Gonzales and he did like it and kicked me in my testicles.
That is a complete lie Nancy. Ted Kennedy told me about your testicles years ago, and I cannot be deported, I was born in San Antonio, I have told you this.
Furthermore, I would not hump a skank like you with a borrowed Jalapeno.
And quit calling me Speedy!
Russ Feingold (D-WI): I voted against Mr. Gonzales because I was concerned that he doesn’t have sufficient respect for our Constitution. Now shut the hell up before I have you arrested for illegal campaigning.
Rice Says Iran Attack ‘Not on Agenda’
Khameni Says Tel Aviv Vaporization ‘Right on Schedule’
“Astronomers Discover ‘Hot Spot’ on Saturn”
Anybody who’s anybody in the solar system will be there.
* OR *
Scientists say it’s a sure sign somebody left the engine running in their car.
Actually, specter got a higher ACU rating than Leiberman, I do believe
Chris Dodd (D-CT): “As you all know I am a committed Soc….um…..Democrat who worries that giving such a powerful position to a Mexican’t will ruin our nation by paving the way for more lazy Mexican’ts to have political power.”
John Kerry (D-MA): “I fought in Vietnam and don’t have to justify anything I’ve done since.”
Barbara Boxer (D-CA): “Hispanics in this nation have traditionally been poor house servants. I thought Republicans were supposed to be the party of tradition?”
Robert Byrd (D-WV): “It’s bad enough having a black Secretary of State but now they’re confirming a Mexican Attorney General! Not with my vote!”
Ted Kennedy (D-MA): “A Mexican! The only thing good about Mexicans is their tequila with it’s bitter-sweet taste that fills my mouth with joy. But their food fills my bowels with FIERCE RAGE! THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN THIS QUAGMIRE OF A WAR HAS NOT SEEN! I cannot vote for a Mexican until they resolve their food problems and are nominated by a Democrat, or are just nominated by a Democrat.”
Joe Lieberman (D-CT): “Get over it you crybabies.”
“It’s fun to shoot some people…”
Duh! Gee, that sounds like the sort of warriors this nation needs on it’s front lines and leading our military. What would the liberals prefer? “I just wish I could hug them and tell them it will be OK , and convince them to put away their guns and play nice.”
Spare me the whining, please. This guy is a warrior, and I want MY soldiers to sound like that!
Kill Bad People. What’s so awful about that?
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“sex bomb” and the pentagon