[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
Something to eat before the regular bacon taco you have for lunch.
Archive of posts filed under the Bacon category.
Baconize Your Dog!
[High Praise! to ThinkGeek]
You know the saying that everything is better with chocolate or bacon? Well dog lovers would probably argue that everything is better with puppies and bacon! This Bacon Pet Costume lets you combine two of the most awesome things on Earth: your love of bacon and your love of your dog.
If you dress your pup up in this Bacon Pet Costume it might be super cute, but it might also scar your furry friend for life. “I don’t understand. Do you want to eat me?” ThinkGeek is not responsible for therapy bills from your pet psychic.
No joke
It started as a joke:
But it turned into something real:
And just when you thought there was no good news left in this world.
You’re welcome.
Bacon Car!
[High Praise! to jw]
2014 Ford “Bacon-Wrapped” Fiesta
Bacon’s popularity has skyrocketed in recent years, transcending its humble breakfast table beginnings to become the Johnny Cash of cured meats. So it’s only fitting that for International Bacon Day, Ford is offering driver’s a chance to let the world know how they roll by serving up a “Bacon-Wrapped” Fiesta. The exclusive vinyl wraps produced by Ford Custom Graphics for the 2014 Fiesta range from racing strips — er, stripes — and a “side of bacon” around the rear wheels, all the way up to a deluxe bacon wrap consisting of 10 rashers of mouth-watering bacon for $3347 plus installation.
Now I *would* give High Praise! to Popular Mechanics, except they did that annoying thing where you have to click 10 times to see all the pictures in this article on bacon-related products. You can sort of avoid that by clicking on “View Thumbnails” below the picture.
Breakfast Bacon – Now More Awesome
No Longer an Excuse for Hippies to Not to Use Soap
From the Outlaw Soaps website – here’s the description of their “Unicorn Poop Soap”:
SMELL LIKE A FECAL RAINBOW!!!!!!!
Unicorn poop is HEWN FROM SOLID RAINBOWS and AN ASTONISHING ARRAY OF DELIGHTFUL SCENTS to bring glee to even the most soap-averse humans!
They’ve got dozens of different soaps for normal people, too, including BACON!
World’s Crispiest Bacon!
[High Praise! to Mark L.]
Per Mark L.:
At Jewel Cave near Custer, SD, on the scenic tour ($8 for adults, $4 for kids – – beyond worth it) one of the calcite formations looks so much like a slice of bacon I could almost smell it, 300+ feet underground.
Bacon Is Coming
The Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Burger
[High Praise! to FoodBeast]
Being sold by Slater’s 50/50 (a west coast burger chain) until the end of July:
The literal bacon on bacon on bacon burger features a 100% ground bacon patty layered with bacon cheddar cheese, thick strips of bacon, bacon island dressing and a runny sunny side up egg to glue it all together. This year, the specialty item will be served on a bacon pretzel bun made using rendered bacon fat instead of butter and featuring bits of bacon rolled into the dough. You know, in case there wasn’t enough bacon goodness already.
McDonald’s Has the Best Ice Ever
Bacon and Pecans!
[High Praise! to ThinkGeek.com]
What makes salad taste better? Bacon. What makes popcorn taste better? Bacon! What makes bacon taste better? BACON! Yes, bacon even makes other bacon better. So, when you crave a little snack that’s salty and sweet, what would make it better? (If you don’t say bacon, we’ll have to call out the tickle monster.) Yay, you said bacon. That’s why we lurves these bags of Piglets Pecan and Bacon Snack.
Piglets Pecan and Bacon Snack are so fantasti-yummy-cal. They’re actually made with dry cured bacon crumbles which have been hand cooked with brown sugar and chopped pecans (and pecans are healthy, so they make the whole snack healthy – so there). You can sprinkle them on anything, mix them into anything, or just eat them out of the package. The bacon will give you the power of a thousand sows. Piglets Pecan and Bacon Snack, because . . . BACON!
Bacon Jam!
[High Praise! to Jeff and ThinkGeek.com]
Spreadable bacon?
If you’ve ever been eating brunch and your slice of crispy bacon had a delicious run-in with the maple syrup from your waffle, you need to stop reading and just click BUY NOW. This is your condiment. The condiment to end all other condiments. On those mornings when you have time for toast but not enough to fry up some bacon, Bacon Jam will come to your rescue.
Bacon Jam is made with love by Kay, a woman who knows her jams, jellies, and bacon. It’s a combination of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Sweet and savory, Bacon Jam is delicious on toast, muffins, biscuits, even waffles. We’ll warn you, though, once you’ve had a taste of Bacon Jam, you won’t go back to mere fruity jams. You’ll be ruined saved for life.
Bacon Doormat!
[High Praise! to ThinkGeek.com]
It is said that bacon is the perfect food; rich in protein, it builds strong muscles and that salty sweet and savory combination is like ambrosia mixed with heaven with just a dash of bliss. Bacon is life. It is known, Khaleesi. It is known.
We’ve managed to work bacon into as many products in an attempt to make them better, and until someone is able to inject bacon into bacon itself, the confluence of which will undoubtedly cause the abandonment of all lesser foods forever, we still have work to do. Delicious smokey work.
So why not welcome your guests to your home with the gift of bacon on their feet? I know it sounds weird, but when you see how beautiful this rendered doormat looks, you’ll salivate with desire.
What Can Make Gold More Valuable? Bacon!
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Joe Biden Said Obama’s Learning to Speak Without a Teleprompter. How Else is Obama Attempting to Improve Himself?”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
ALSO… you’re going to love today’s cookies… trust me on this.