[High Praise! to ThinkGeek]
You know the saying that everything is better with chocolate or bacon? Well dog lovers would probably argue that everything is better with puppies and bacon! This Bacon Pet Costume lets you combine two of the most awesome things on Earth: your love of bacon and your love of your dog.
If you dress your pup up in this Bacon Pet Costume it might be super cute, but it might also scar your furry friend for life. “I don’t understand. Do you want to eat me?” ThinkGeek is not responsible for therapy bills from your pet psychic.
Just don’t let Obama find out about these. It may be too much for him to resist.
Wouldn’t a hot dog costume be more apropos, or would that just be for weiner dogs…?
(“Baconize your dog.” Thankfully not what I was envisioning when I read the title.)
On the one I’d be afraid someone would try to eat my dog. On the other hand I wouldn’t have to worry about Muslims eating my dog.
We now have bacon scented soap and shave cream. Check out this link. Bacon flavored toothpaste, huzzah!!!