So new Sunny video, but it’s now with the Daily Caller. Yes, Sunny is well on her way to the ultimate goal of anyone who creates: Becoming a corporate sellout.

Anyway, here she is comparing Obama and Putin:

So, like many people, I downloaded the new iOS 7 to my Apple device — the iPad 3 in my case. And again, like many people, my first impression of it is that it’s very simpler looking using just primary colors. And flat looking. Very flat looking. Actually, it’s just a white screen.

Screenshot of iOS 7.

I called up customer support to make sure I had upgraded right, and they were all like, “Do you see a blank white screen?”

“Yes.”

“Congratulations, you have iOS 7.”

“Well… um… am I supposed to see anything else.”

“You’re supposed to see whatever your mind can come up with. It’s powered by your imagination.”

“Oh… okay.” And I hung up.

And I guess I get where they are going with this. I mean, if it were just a black screen, that would be bad. But with a white screen, you just stare it and imagine all the possibilities of the new iOS. And whatever they Apple people might come up with and represent in some sort of non-blank white screen would never match what I imagine they might do. Pretty cool.

I wish Steve Jobs weren’t dead.

So there’s a lot of talk about shutting down the government. Like either the Republicans are threatening to do it or Obama is threatening to do it — but the point is it could get shut down. Some people are wondering, though: How do you shut down the government?

Well, there’s a big lever that turns the power on and off for the government, and it’s in the subbasement of the Capitol. You can’t just waltz into the basement and pull the lever, though, because there is a security guard whose job it is to make sure no one does that. He has a 9mm handgun. I think it’s semi-automatic. And his name is Gary — the security guard, not the handgun. Gary is not the type of guy who names his handgun.

Well, here’s something you only know as a Washington insider: Gary takes a two hour lunch at noon. So if at noon you only take a one hour lunch, you’ll have an hour to sneak in and pull that lever without Gary and his 9mm there to stop you. And then — BOOM! — the government is shutdown.

So what happens then? Well, Gary will probably get fired. And he has a wife and three kids. So that’s pretty awful. So, you know, if you shut down the government, people are going to get hurt. Just a warning.