So, like many people, I downloaded the new iOS 7 to my Apple device — the iPad 3 in my case. And again, like many people, my first impression of it is that it’s very simpler looking using just primary colors. And flat looking. Very flat looking. Actually, it’s just a white screen.
Screenshot of iOS 7.
I called up customer support to make sure I had upgraded right, and they were all like, “Do you see a blank white screen?”
“Yes.”
“Congratulations, you have iOS 7.”
“Well… um… am I supposed to see anything else.”
“You’re supposed to see whatever your mind can come up with. It’s powered by your imagination.”
“Oh… okay.” And I hung up.
And I guess I get where they are going with this. I mean, if it were just a black screen, that would be bad. But with a white screen, you just stare it and imagine all the possibilities of the new iOS. And whatever they Apple people might come up with and represent in some sort of non-blank white screen would never match what I imagine they might do. Pretty cool.
I wish Steve Jobs weren’t dead.
“… if it were just a black screen, that would be bad…”
Racist
If all you can imagine is pr0n, will NSA know?
That’s either Al Franken or Hillary Clinton in a thong. Maybe you used too much iBleach.
Isn’t that what we got when we elected Obama?
Hmm. IOS is strange. I upgraded my OS and got an interface that looked like this:
Why, yes, now that you mention it the screen was black, and the text was green. Is there anything wrong with that?
(Said the smug, condescending, smirking *NIX nerd, staring straight into your eyes with his finger up his nose to the second knuckle.)
The iOS7 has no clothes
hey! it’s just like that Canadian soccer league that plays without a ball.
… or like a Latino immigrant app: Tabu La Raza.