Worst Pitchman in the Universe

[High Praise! to iOwnTheWorld]

Considering who’s giving the endorsement on this, I think I’d feel safer taking hydration advice from Bear Grylls:


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #19,241)

By the way Michelle, you need to scratch that “Drink Up” slogan. Duff Beer beat you to it.

Exit question: Does Barack think he can wield supreme executive power just because this watery tart threw a sword at him?

[See Also: Frank’s take on this farcical aquatic ceremony]

UPDATE: [High Praise! to Eric]


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #4,959,554)

“… and ladies, I’ve been breathing my whole life, and now I’m married to the President of the United States! True story!”

UPDATE: Bacon to Les of Nuking Politics for pointing out in the comments that the first video had been pulled due to an account termination. I found another version & fixed it.

You can’t stop the signal.

For Harvey…

Just One Glitch

Former President Bill Clinton said Republicans have a duty as elected officials to help fix the “glitches” in ObamaCare.

Yes, like the glitch of passing that travesty in the first place.

Link of the Day: Satire – Admin Error Sends Bradley Manning to Death Row, Nidal Hasan to Gender Reassignment Surgery

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Admin Error Sends Bradley Manning to Death Row, Nidal Hasan to Gender Reassignment Surgery

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

War on Terror: Summarized

[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

It’s not Islamophobia if they really are trying to kill you.

In defense of Microsoft

Microsoft? Not a fan. Well, maybe a little. Some of their stuff works great. But Windows? It’s cumbersome. I haven’t tried Windows 8 yet, but maybe it’s okay. Kinda doubt it.

Anyway, I went Mac in 2007 and have been happy ever since. Was MS-DOS since 2.20 and Windows since 2.03, but finally made the switch. Happy with my Mac, happy with my iPhone (though not with my carrier), and I’m not interested in going back to Windows, or with getting a Windows Phone.

Having said that, recently Microsoft posted a series of videos poking fun at Apple’s new iPhones. But, the Redmond company caught flack about them and took them down. I’m kinda disappointed they caved. The videos were kinda clever. Here’s one:


[YouTube]

Now, a lot of the criticism I saw was directed at the confusion over the CEO character (seen only from behind). They weren’t sure if it was supposed to be Tim Cook because it sometimes looked like Steve Jobs. What they missed is … the entire point.

Though the ad begins in “2013” it’s clearly a compare/contrast between Apple under Cook and Apple under Jobs. Notice how the characters talking to the CEO change shirts and hair styles. The grey shirts represent\ current-day, under Cook, and the black shirts represent Apple under Jobs.

They two developers are shown unsuccessfully selling Jobs on the idea of plastic, colored phones, and getting that passed off as innovation in the current day.

I liked the ad. Microsoft did a good job. It seems that some people don’t appreciate Microsoft’s sense of humor any better than I appreciate their operating systems.

Good job, Microsoft. On the videos.

War on Mines!

The EPA sent an armed team of federal agents to check if Alaskan gold miners were polluting local streams.

Probably send in tanks & grenade launchers to rescue canaries from coal mines.

Harvey’s Birthday

birthday cake fireYes, it’s Harvey’s birthday. He’s, like, 20. Or 80. Or 329, but maybe that’s in dog years.

Anyway, Anonymiss was kind enough to offer Harvey birthday wishes at Nuking Politics. Go visit and offer wishes. Sign the card. Of course, you can offer birthday wishes for Harvey here, too.

Happy birthday, sir. You’re a hero.

[UPDATE from Harvey]

Be careful with that video. That song’s not leaving your head anytime soon.

Oh, and I’m 329.

Woof.

Obama According to Everyone

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]