Worst Pitchman in the Universe

[High Praise! to iOwnTheWorld]

Considering who’s giving the endorsement on this, I think I’d feel safer taking hydration advice from Bear Grylls:


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #19,241)

By the way Michelle, you need to scratch that “Drink Up” slogan. Duff Beer beat you to it.

Exit question: Does Barack think he can wield supreme executive power just because this watery tart threw a sword at him?

[See Also: Frank’s take on this farcical aquatic ceremony]

UPDATE: [High Praise! to Eric]


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #4,959,554)

“… and ladies, I’ve been breathing my whole life, and now I’m married to the President of the United States! True story!”

UPDATE: Bacon to Les of Nuking Politics for pointing out in the comments that the first video had been pulled due to an account termination. I found another version & fixed it.

You can’t stop the signal.

4 Comments

  1. I thought someone might have let you know, but the first embedded video is gone from YT since last night, due to an account termination.

    Not that I can’t live without seeing the First Lady endorse the consumption of the most vital and abundant liquid on Earth, mind you.

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