Straight Line of the Day: The Most Interesting Quote From Hillary Clinton’s First Interview Since Quitting As Secretary of State…

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The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

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  1. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “I am the Matador!”

    “I now have the opportunity to share some of the pursuits with my husband that he enjoys most.”

  2. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “I think John Kerry will carry on the fine tradition of female Sec. of State that this country has enjoyed.”

  3. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “I await my appointment to the Presidency. Be quick about it peasants.”

    “Excuse me while I light my spliff;
    Good God, I gotta take a lift:
    From reality I just can’t drift;
    That’s why I am staying with this riff. “

  4. “Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers… “

  5. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “Took the phone off the hook and spent several days gettin’ reacquainted with my man if you grab my meanin’.”

  6. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    …”Don’t believe anything Gennifer Flowers says about me, Bill, Huma Abedin, and cats!”

  7. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    …”Don’t believe anything Gennifer Flowers says about me, Bill, Huma Abedin, and me eating cats!”

  8. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    … occurred shortly after the Men in Black showed up and caused her to revert to her true form.

  9. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “Our Ambassadors may be facing death in the Middle East, but I will be facing an almost certain presidential nomination.”

  10. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “2008 you dissed me for some empty suit, either start buttering me up now or you get Biden in 2016. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.”

  11. …”Lady Macbeth sure as heck was not a Democrat”.

    …”The hot cauldron and pointy hat are horrible, but I do hate giving up the broom. Had some good times on the broom, turbulence and such”.

    …”Estrogen? Never touch the stuff. Been a testosterone gal since my honeymoon”.

  12. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    was when she accidentally blurted out “whe’ all da white wimmin at?”
    was her story about setting some sort of talking scarecrow on fire.

  13. @41

    whew.. i sure am glad she saved us from them snuke attacks. Those things are rough. One day, there you are minding your own business and then, if your not careful, the snukers run up and the next thing you know..you been snuked. You are a victim of forcible snukification. You may recover after years of therapy… but its doubtful.

    The horror…..the horror….

  14. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    …”My work was done at Foggy Bottom and it was time for me to get ready to make a move to the top.”

    …”I still haven’t seen the video that caused so much trouble in Egypt and Libya.”

    …”I felt it was time to leave State once it looked like diplomacy was becoming a dead end.”

    …”My only regret is not being able to do my magic in Syria.”

  15. “If Carlos Danger had won the NY mayoral primary I would have lost the ‘services’ of his wife Huma. She and Carlos are as dedicated to each other as Bill and I. It’s a loss for the city of NY but a gain for my campaign in 2016, as she will be my ‘closest adviser’.

  16. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    …”My work was done at Foggy Bottom so it was time for me to change my position.”

    …”Pope Francis said, “‘Tell me, when God looks at a gay person, does he endorse the existence of this person with love, or reject and condemn this person?’ We must always consider the person. Here we enter into the mystery of the human being.” — and I agree with the pontiff.”

    …”It all depends on your definition of: ‘What difference at this point does it make?’”

  17. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    … was her assertion that “When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, what difference did it make?”
    … occurred in an moment of uncharacteristic honesty and humility.
    … will be suppressed by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy until it can most effectively damage her impending presidential campaign.
    … came when she pouted about Obama being the one to go down in histroy for completely destroying the economy with a healthcare bill instead of her.
    … was “I came to Washington to make a name for myself as a diplomat, but all I got was a bunch of worthless State Department frequent flyer miles.”
    … mentioned something about changing the carpet in the Oval Office.
    … was in the form of a haiku.

  18. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “…Chaz Bono surgery or not, I packed more b@lls than anyone else at State, and, hey, let’s be honest, Obama needed to bring in that which he sorely lacked. I mean. look at Michele, one quick glance and you can tell that Amazon is packing a fat sack, right?”

  19. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    …”It all depends on your interpretation of: ‘What difference at this point does it make?’”

    …”With the unsuccessful attempts made by Eliot Spitzer and my good friend Anthony Weiner, I have decided that I will not re-enter New York politics.”

    …”I can not confirm that I will run for mayor of Detroit.”

  20. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “You beasts! But I’m not beaten yet. You’ve won the battle, but I’m about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I’ll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and medium red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh! “

  21. …”My legacy? My part in the destruction of the USA as we have known it, likewise the horrible state of world affairs, and I think to myself ‘All this and World War Three’, and you know, it’s been a job well begun. I’m today’s Slim Pickens, astride our nations setting sun, westward bound so all can kiss my bum”.

  22. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    Keep those buckets of water away from me, or I’ll have the Secret Service make you disappear.

  23. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    “Oh yes, I also made a Marzipan voodoo effigy of The Fonze while I was in coma after smoking some Peruvian prayer hash, but who at the end of the day can honestly say they haven’t done that?”

  24. The most interesting quote from Hillary Clinton’s first interview since quitting as Secretary of State…

    …”When I am called to testify at the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee’s hearings on Benghazi, I will tell the truth and nothing but the truth — look Chelsea!”

    …”When I am called to testify at the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee’s hearings on Benghazi, I will tell the truth and nothing but the truth — look Vince Foster!”

  25. …something about getting some girl and her little dog too.

    …In order to stop Obama from destroying the United States, she was supposed to say ‘Klaatu Barada…’ something… Necktie?… Nectar?…

  26. The Most Interesting Quote From Hillary Clinton’s First Interview Since Quitting As Secretary of State…”

    …..It’s 10:00 p.m (Benghazi time) …….my phone rang at 3:00 p.m (Washington time)……I was really pissed….as I only wanted to be called at 3:00 a.m.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The bastards called me 12 hours to early!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Let me restate my previous post please.

    The Most Interesting Quote From Hillary Clinton’s First Interview Since Quitting As Secretary of State…”

    Interviewer: “What do you think about the Benghazi attacks on our Diplomatic US Mission in Libya?”

    Hillary: “I received a hastily written wire from our Ambassador in Benghazi around 3:00 p.m., Washington time, stating that shit was hitting the fan and our US Consul was under attack. I think that was around 10:00 p.m. Libya time (I need to check the world clock – so don’t quote me on that). So, naturally, I figured it was a hoax and didn’t respond as I expected tragic news to be ringing on my telephone around 3:00 a.m Washington time. Plus, I’d already received previous hoaxes regarding security deficiencies from the same address.”

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